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  1. 10-30-2006, 11:05 AM #1
    GMichael
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    Warning - Living Wills

    Living Wills..........be careful in their use:

    While I was watching the NHL playoff games, my wife
    and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
    During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
    exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and taking
    fluids from a bottle.

    She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
    Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  2. 10-30-2006, 11:29 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.
    Did she say that before or after she threw out all your beer?
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  3. 10-30-2006, 11:34 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    Did she say that before or after she threw out all your beer?

    Oh, hardy har har.

    When is your little smarty pants coming home?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  4. 10-30-2006, 11:39 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Oh, hardy har har.

    When is your little smarty pants coming home?
    December 17th-ish...I leave Friday to go down under for 2 weeks..should be fun.
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  5. 10-30-2006, 03:50 PM #5
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    This topic has come up a lot lately 'round these parts, and I suppose I shouldn't be so irreverant...but that's damn funny. Thanks for the laugh G.

    Cheers
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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