Living Wills..........be careful in their use:

While I was watching the NHL playoff games, my wife
and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.
During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and taking
fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.