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    Very Bad Joke

    Trying hard not to post it... but

    cannot.....

    stop.......

    myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks and there are only 3 survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.
    They manage to swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it.

    After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. A couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing........






    .................................... So they buried Debbie.


    Sorry if you've heard this one before....

    Da Worfster

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    Welcome to Necrophiliac Wednesday

    Y'know if you look at how the post is laid out on the monitor, the words "Tom" and "cruise" are awfully close together...so naturally I assumed there was gonna be some same-sex Carnal Island lovin'.

    To make matters worse the first "Bob" I mentally referenced was Barker so I had the son of Scientology smakin' some Price Is Right fanny...with Debbie Allen watching...

    You're welcome.

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    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    That was just nasty.

    Club, I feel Worf should be punished for this.

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    Well, he did warn you.

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    How deep did they burry her?
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    Why is recidivism so low in the Philipines?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7...sine.com/blog/
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    That

    was

    great!!

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    I don't get it...

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    I knew it!

    You're a former Michael Jackson groupie! Kind of fits with the whole make-up thing, too. Still got that studded red leather jacket stashed in the closet for those lonely Saturday nights?


    Just kidding.

    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Why is recidivism so low in the Philipines?
    Hey if you're going to be doing life in a South-East Asian prison, who gives a flying you know what? I guess there are worse things one could be doing there.


    Worf, that was sick, but I have to say, I didn't see it coming. I was also thinking there was something about those names, but I never put any faces to them before it was over.

    Anyhow, isn't there a rumor that Cruise is bi-sexual anyhow?

    ...Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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    Worf, that was one sick and really disgusting joke! (I copied/pasted and sent it to all my friends and co-workers)

    RR6

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    Freaking Funny! I am also forwarding this one to some friends.

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    ...Then Bob said, "Mmm...Offal!..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    You're a former Michael Jackson groupie! Kind of fits with the whole make-up thing, too. Still got that studded red leather jacket stashed in the closet for those lonely Saturday nights?
    Whatdoya mean former?? I got me one spangled glove...BUT, there is absoluely no red leather in the closet...

    ...it's black latex with strategically placed PVC piping and chainmail.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Schweeet....

    Well if you want to know ONE big reason why I like this place and MOST of its denizens so much. I posted the same joke over in the "Off Topic" board at Ubiforums. The thread there quickly became filled with plenty of LCD (lowest common denominator) jokes some of which were SO bad that the thread was pulled. The mod was/is a decent fellow so he sent me a PM explaining the why's and wherefores. You guys and gals are funny BUT respectful and I truly feel qute close to you all... close as in close enough to swing my Bhatleff... but I digress.

    Da Worfster

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...it's black latex with strategically placed PVC piping and chainmail.
    That's more disturbing than the original joke.

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    I still say Captain Klingfree should be punished. Like, drill a hole in his skull and pour pickle juice in it... or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    I still say Captain Klingfree should be punished. Like, drill a hole in his skull and pour pickle juice in it... or something.
    A jar of pickle juice is a terrible thing to waste!

    RR6

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    Yeah...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    I still say Captain Klingfree should be punished. Like, drill a hole in his skull and pour pickle juice in it... or something.
    Keep talkin' that "yang chit" and I'll beat you wit my pickle. Ain't you got some cattle to rustle or rape?

    Da Worfster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    Keep talkin' that "yang chit" and I'll beat you wit my pickle. Ain't you got some cattle to rustle or rape?

    Da Worfster
    (Mike steps in and sees Worf beating Rich to death with his pickle)

    Oops, wrong room.

    (Slips back out the door)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...it's black latex with strategically placed PVC piping and chainmail.
    Erm...I didn't take ya for a Fredericks of Hollywood Man, 'Sticks....That's just too much detail for my head.

    (You know where I get a mid-sized, red 14th century cassock?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    ...it's black latex with strategically placed PVC piping and chainmail.
    You know, I'm thinking that it really doesn't matter what kind of car you drive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    I'll beat you wit my pickle.
    Da Worfster
    And it doesn't matter what kind of car you drive either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    And it doesn't matter what kind of car you drive either.
    Ya gotta luv a girl who know what she likes and goes for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    (Mike steps in and sees Worf beating Rich to death with his pickle)

    Oops, wrong room.

    (Slips back out the door)
    Hmmmmm. Perhaps a better choice of words...
    Last edited by ForeverAutumn; 10-16-2008 at 10:46 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Hmmmmm. Perhaps a better choice of words...
    Slips out the back door?


    Badumpbump
    tssshhhh.............
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