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  1. 10-16-2008, 10:57 AM #26
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  2. 10-16-2008, 11:00 AM #27
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    WHAT? Who said back door? Who's back door?
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  3. 10-16-2008, 11:51 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Slips out the back door?


    Badumpbump
    tssshhhh.............
    Oh crap! I realize now that's not what you said, but that's how I read it. My bad.
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  4. 10-16-2008, 11:58 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Oh crap! I realize now that's not what you said, but that's how I read it. My bad.
    No big deal. If I were you, I'd expect me to say that too?

    (was that right?)

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  5. 10-16-2008, 12:26 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Oh crap! I realize now that's not what you said, but that's how I read it. My bad.
    Leave it to the Women to take this thread into the gutter. Jeeez!
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  6. 10-16-2008, 12:33 PM #31
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    (Goes to screen door and locks it. Hold shotgun up, finger on the trigger) You crazy varmits! Yer gettin' me nervous! An' I don't like gettin' nervous!!
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  7. 10-16-2008, 12:55 PM #32
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    I don't think that anyone was looking to slip their pickle into your back door if that's what you are worried about.
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  8. 10-16-2008, 02:34 PM #33
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    Well...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    WHAT? Who said back door? Who's back door?
    Somebody did mention you and raping cattle, in the same sentence. That and the whole imagery of the strategically placed PVC piping on a clown make-up wearing white gloved fella, and I forgot all about that offensive joke.

    Why does this always have to happen when I'm eating my lunch? ...And another $6 burger I'm not going to finish.

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  9. 10-16-2008, 02:37 PM #34
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    Cyber Vixen

    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    That's more disturbing than the original joke.
    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    You know, I'm thinking that it really doesn't matter what kind of car you drive.
    You say those things when I'm not around...but yer still thinkin' thinkin'...

    ...and then you start subreferencing backdoors?

    I'm not accusin', I'm just sayin'.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  10. 10-16-2008, 02:50 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Erm...I didn't take ya for a Fredericks of Hollywood Man, 'Sticks....That's just too much detail for my head.

    (You know where I get a mid-sized, red 14th century cassock?)
    Nah, far too tame...mebbe Alice in Rubberland.

    ...and, yeah, I think Vanessa Redgrave might have one left from the set of "The Devils".
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  11. 10-16-2008, 04:00 PM #36
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    Geez I missed a lotta fun here. FA won the *Funniest chick* award on this page in my opinion.

    (Note to self: Self, she's the only chick here dumbass...)
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  12. 10-17-2008, 11:32 AM #37
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    'Checked out that Alice in Rubberland site. A tad on the weird side, wouldn't you say? I mean I can get my head around the PVC fetish stuff, but the metamorphosis into alien insects? That's more of a turn off, and a little too artsy-fartsy-existentialist - it just doesn't seem to jive with the speed-metal anarchist we typically hear from. Maybe Tex should drive up with some of his Hooters "friends" and check up on ya?
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  13. 10-17-2008, 11:49 AM #38
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    Ummm...

    I didn't realise that this wasn't a joke.

    Inspired by H.R. Giger?
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  14. 10-17-2008, 12:01 PM #39
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    You shouldn't have not known that it wasn't an un-joke.
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  15. 10-17-2008, 12:38 PM #40
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    Okay....

    You mean, I should have known that was a joke.

    Right?

    O--
    kay....

    Peas and carrots to you!
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  16. 10-17-2008, 03:20 PM #41
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    I think Aa has a food fetish.
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  17. 10-17-2008, 05:54 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    'Checked out that Alice in Rubberland site. A tad on the weird side, wouldn't you say? I mean I can get my head around the PVC fetish stuff, but the metamorphosis into alien insects? That's more of a turn off, and a little too artsy-fartsy-existentialist - it just doesn't seem to jive with the speed-metal anarchist we typically hear from. Maybe Tex should drive up with some of his Hooters "friends" and check up on ya?
    I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist the call of Google.

    You did make the call though. That kinda stuff ain't really my bag, it was the only thing I could find that was relatively PG-13. You can leave aliens out too but, c'mon, who among us can't admit to a lil' secret thang for the green hottie on the old Star Trek reruns? For years it was the only show I watched all the way through to the credits.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  18. 10-18-2008, 12:47 PM #43
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    You think we're gonna keep watching these re-runs for crummy ol' dilithium crystals and photon torpedoes.....??
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  19. 10-20-2008, 01:16 PM #44
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    You can keep the green ones all to yourself...

    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    You can leave aliens out too but, c'mon, who among us can't admit to a lil' secret thang for the green hottie on the old Star Trek reruns? For years it was the only show I watched all the way through to the credits.
    I prefer my fantasy aliens to look a little more traditional:

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  20. 10-20-2008, 01:29 PM #45
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    I prefer Grace.
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  21. 10-20-2008, 01:32 PM #46
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  22. 10-20-2008, 01:38 PM #47
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    Not bad for a toaster huh?
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  23. 10-20-2008, 03:25 PM #48
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    Yeah but...

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Not bad for a toaster huh?
    ...she's much more of a whiner, for a toaster, at least. Although I haven't seen this season, yet (waiting for the DVD), so I don't know if she grows a pair and pulls another disgruntled mailman in the control room.

    Wicked finale last season, though. That should have been something for Sticks, but he's only interested in green women....
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  25. 10-20-2008, 05:21 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightflier
    Wicked finale last season, though. That should have been something for Sticks, but he's only interested in green women....

    I'm not "only" interested in the green ones...I just keep my options open.

    Grace, for instance, is highly competitive in the M.M. rankings.
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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