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    Class of the clown GMichael's Avatar
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    Anywhere but here...

    There's a time to wait.........

    A police officer is patrolling late one night in a well known spot known as Lovers` Lane. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He then notices a young woman in the back seat, knitting. Puzzled by this unusual situation, the cop walks up to the car and taps on the driver`s side window. The young man rolls down the window. "Uh, yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" the cop asks. "Well, isn`t it obvious?" the young man replies. "I`m reading a magazine, sir." "And her?" the officer says, motioning to the young woman in the back seat. "What is she doing?" "She`s knitting, sir," the young man answers. "I believe it`s a pullover sweater." Now the officer is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car at night at lovers` lane, and nothing is happening! Bewildered and not knowing what else to do, the officer asks, "What`s your age, young man?" "I`m 25, sir," the man answers. "And her. What`s her age?" the cop asks. The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She`ll be 18 in 11 minutes."
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Suspended 3-LockBox's Avatar
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    Hey! Over here!
    That's a coincidence, Monica Lewinski liked to knit sweaters too.

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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    I took a headstart... basite's Avatar
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    good one
    Life is music!

    Mcintosh MA6400 Integrated
    Double Advent speakers
    Thiel CS2.3's
    *DIY Lenco L75 TT
    * SME 3012 S2
    * Rega RB-301
    *Denon DL-103 in midas body
    *Denon DL-304
    *Graham slee elevator EXP & revelation
    *Lehmann audio black cube SE
    Marantz CD5001 OSE
    MIT AVt 2 IC's
    Sonic link Black earth IC's
    Siltech MXT New york IC's
    Kimber 4VS speakercable
    Furutech powercord and plugs.

    I'm a happy 20 year old...

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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    Thank yew....Thank yew very much!
    Last edited by Auricauricle; 11-06-2008 at 03:55 PM.
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley

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