Ooooooouch! *!#*!@#^&*! My Calf!

[ForeverAutumn]

I was once riding my bicycle and was clotheslined by a tree branch. It knocked my head right off my body. Blood was spurting out of my neck like a Monty Python sketch. I had to blindly feel around the ground for my head, which had rolled about 10 feet away and then was dragged under a bush by a squirrel who thought that my hair would make a nice nest. When my hands finally located my head, I had to hold it onto my neck and walk 20 miles up-hill to the hospital where my head was reattached to my body.

To this day, my nose is parallel with my left shoulder.

True story.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I was once riding my bicycle and was clotheslined by a tree branch. It knocked my head right off my body. Blood was spurting out of my neck like a Monty Python sketch. I had to blindly feel around the ground for my head, which had rolled about 10 feet away and then was dragged under a bush by a squirrel who thought that my hair would make a nice nest. When my hands finally located my head, I had to hold it onto my neck and walk 20 miles up-hill to the hospital where my head was reattached to my body.

To this day, my nose is parallel with my left shoulder.

True story.

I hope you're not right handed. You'll never know what you're signing!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Unlike most of you here, I can't share any broken bone, pulled groin muscle, collapsed lung experiences, so the best I can do is say Get Well Soon JSE!

(BTW, who's going to plant the corn this spring? )

[JSE]

(BTW, who's going to plant the corn this spring? )

I don't know but that corn has to get planted so we can make the next batch of Moonshine. You said your taking your 40% cut, moonshine or not. I don't want to mess with the Dallas Mafia.

[kexodusc]

I was once riding my bicycle and was clotheslined by a tree branch. It knocked my head right off my body. Blood was spurting out of my neck like a Monty Python sketch. I had to blindly feel around the ground for my head, which had rolled about 10 feet away and then was dragged under a bush by a squirrel who thought that my hair would make a nice nest. When my hands finally located my head, I had to hold it onto my neck and walk 20 miles up-hill to the hospital where my head was reattached to my body.

To this day, my nose is parallel with my left shoulder.

True story.

Ok, you win.

[JSE]

I was once riding my bicycle and was clotheslined by a tree branch. It knocked my head right off my body. Blood was spurting out of my neck like a Monty Python sketch. I had to blindly feel around the ground for my head, which had rolled about 10 feet away and then was dragged under a bush by a squirrel who thought that my hair would make a nice nest. When my hands finally located my head, I had to hold it onto my neck and walk 20 miles up-hill to the hospital where my head was reattached to my body.

To this day, my nose is parallel with my left shoulder.

True story.

I have a hard time believing you walked 20 miles, up hill. You would have bled to death by then. I don't buy it.

[ForeverAutumn]

I have a hard time believing you walked 20 miles, up hill. You would have bled to death by then. I don't buy it.

I used the squirrel as a tourniquet to slow the bleeding.

[bobsticks]

I was once riding my bicycle and was clotheslined by a tree branch. It knocked my head right off my body. Blood was spurting out of my neck like a Monty Python sketch. I had to blindly feel around the ground for my head, which had rolled about 10 feet away and then was dragged under a bush by a squirrel who thought that my hair would make a nice nest. When my hands finally located my head, I had to hold it onto my neck and walk 20 miles up-hill to the hospital where my head was reattached to my body.

To this day, my nose is parallel with my left shoulder.

True story.

LOL...maaaaan, we had the menfolk sittin' around the fire, eating raw meat, tellin' war stories and you gotta come in and send the sarcasm meter off the charts. Glad you're feeling better though Fall Girl

I'm with Kex on the cold deal though...hands get all gnarled up and I feel like an old Creole man on a porch in the bayou..."It gawn beh snowin' somethin' fierce round dem parts ret shortly."