WHOA!!!! i usually refrain from sending heat Spanky's way since you all seem to do that wonderfully well already, and i must admit i feel a certain element of pity towards him since you guys seldom give him a break. And i certainly won't have a go at him because of his sexual orientation since i catch a lot of flak for that myself, but this crosses the line...

first off... What's up with the desperate need for attention??? "Hi my name is Dallas and this is my personal website. I want everone to know what I like alot so that's why I made this site."
Did your parents neglect you when you were a kid or sth?

But it goes on... Apparently english lessons back in primary school didnt stick... "Hey guys my first websites I made back in 2001 were very cool sites like I have a huge dinosaur site. Plus I had message boards and chat rooms too. But since building a website it very hard so I quit my old sites but I am starting to make a new site for you guys to see and to see how good I am at making sites"
Okay, i'm probably not the best person to say this since i'm not a native speaker of english, but WHAT THE HELL?? ever heard of commas and sentence coherency??

Most interesting... i think i might even join, just out of curiosity...
Spanky certainly seems to be one hell of a character...