To my folks at AR.....

[Sugar Beats]

Are you sure? To the right?

[GMichael]

Well, back and forth would be better.

Do you like my flower?

[Sugar Beats]

Funny you should mention that? I was just thinking... Hey GM, do you realize that your "rose" pic and your signature sure don't go together. You must be a pretty complex cat for sure. The rose pic would suggest your confident in your masculinity and I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss (in public forum) what a self-choking masturbator is? But they do seem to be a contradiction. What do you think?

Well, back and forth would be better.

I knew I was asking for that! My bad!

[GMichael]

I think they go together perfectly.
1) 99% of the time, my goal is to make people laugh. If that means making fun of them, or myself, then so be it.
2) I have no reason to doubt my masculinity. I know who I am and don't really worry what others think. But it can be fun to confuse people now and then.
3) The self choking thing is meant to compliment FA's signature.
Oh, and I'm not so complex. Simple is what I call myself. Others seem to like the word simpleton. (well, not really, but see answer number 1)

Now, could you move a little? Your elbow is killing my leg.

[Sugar Beats]

Thanks for breaking it down for me.
I have no reason to doubt my masculinity
I know, I believe I assumed correctly!
I'll keep in mind the way others might describe you (your own phrase) of "simpleton" when I am speaking to you again. Lol.
And by the way, I didn't think my elbow was, ah, against your "leg!" Opps!
Sorry, I'll move along now.

[GMichael]

Smarty pants!

[Sugar Beats]

Oh, you are good for a laugh, sir. (I'm def. smiling)
Thanks, oh and just so you know, that's not the first time I've been called "smarty pants," I believe I've also been called "smart ass" as well. So if that's what's you meant, it's all good. What can I say, it's in my nature! It's been fun, getting to know you a little bit more GM. I think this thread has taken on a "new" life of it's own. Should we continue or should we part ways for a bit now?

[Rich-n-Texas]

She doesn't give me the freakin' time of day.

[kexodusc]

She doesn't give me the freakin' time of day.

Who FA or Sugar Beats?
Or both?

[Sugar Beats]

Hey Rich you weren't around! Where the heck were you? I might have told you the time, had you been present...

[Rich-n-Texas]

FA scolds me, SB ignores me. L.J. shoots me in the face, GM moons me, Sticky Bobby says things at me that I don't know what the 'ell he's talkin 'bout and kex talks me into buying stuff I don't need.

I'm gonna take my toys and go play in somebody else's sandbox.

[ForeverAutumn]

FA scolds me, SB ignores me. L.J. shoots me in the face, GM moons me, Sticky Bobby says things at me that I don't know what the 'ell he's talkin 'bout and kex talks me into buying stuff I don't need.

I'm gonna take my toys and go play in somebody else's sandbox.

Wow. It really sucks to be you, eh?

Ah chin up Rich. You know we love you.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hey!!! I see new kitty cat!!! Got some big-ass feet!

[RoadRunner6]

I think they go together perfectly.
1) 99% of the time, my goal is to make people laugh. If that means making fun of them, or myself, then so be it.
2) I have no reason to doubt my masculinity. I know who I am and don't really worry what others think. But it can be fun to confuse people now and then.
3) The self choking thing is meant to compliment FA's signature.
Oh, and I'm not so complex. Simple is what I call myself. Others seem to like the word simpleton. (well, not really, but see answer number 1)

Now, could you move a little? Your elbow is killing my leg.

Self-deprecating humor is both a sign of a very intelligent and self confident individual. You are obviously both. I enjoy your posts, you make me laugh. Laughing is very healthy. Thanks for making me more healthy (btw, do you think there is anything you can do for my swollen and painful ovaries?)

RR6


To LJ: Great to hear that you and your wife are making progress. My wife and I are best friends. It really helps after the intial puppy love wears off. Makes for a very lasting relationship along with the romance. All the best to you two going forward. Take good care of both of you.

RR6

[GMichael]

Sugar, It was fun. We'll have to snuggle again soon.

Rich, you know we love you so stop fishing for complements. (just kidding. We do luv u tho)

RR, thanks, but I'm not sure what to do about your ovaries. Maybe AA can help.

FA, nice kitty. Is there a story?

LJ, sorry to have jacked your thread. The devil made me do it

[ForeverAutumn]

Hey!!! I see new kitty cat!!! Got some big-ass feet!

LMAO! I took that picture last night. He was sprawled across my lap with his feet hanging off me. I thought that it would make a cool picture. So I stretch out my arm in front of him and positioned my camera as best as I could without being able to see the screen and snapped the shutter. Right as I was doing that, he yawned. It turned out to be a rather surreal picture with his open mouth, big feet and slight overexposure from the flash. Plus I got lucky with the camera angle right and he was purrrrrfectly centred.

[GMichael]

You mean to say....
That's your leg in the pic?

[Auricauricle]

Ovaries????

RR, I thought you had testicles!

Oh, Lawdie....

GM: Whatchit, bud.

[ForeverAutumn]

You mean to say....
That's your leg in the pic?

Yep. In my orange track pants and purple t-shirt. Aren't I the fashion statement.

[Auricauricle]

Orange and purple....You oughta move to Clemson.

[ForeverAutumn]

What/Where is Clemson?

[GMichael]

Ovaries????

RR, I thought you had testicles!

Oh, Lawdie....

GM: Whatchit, bud.

Maybe he should try to get his hands on a couple of Kexticles. I hear that they are very popular.

[Auricauricle]

Cough!

[kexodusc]

Maybe he should try to get his hands on a couple of Kexticles. I hear that they are very popular.

That's ironic cause for years I've been told to keep my hands off 'em

[Auricauricle]

Only if you follow the penile code of conduct.....