Ladies & gentlemen.........

In this corner, in the yellow trunks, fighting under the name of Catwoman we have the hot & wirey Halle Berry. For her opponent, in a big smile, we be last year's raining champ. Fighting under the name of Pitt killer, Angelina Jolie. This will be a nine hour, no saving by the bell no holds bar, mud everywhere match.

Please place your bets early.