• 04-17-2006, 01:56 PM
    GMichael
    Mud, Round 2: Halle Berry vs Angelina Jolie
    Ladies & gentlemen.........

    In this corner, in the yellow trunks, fighting under the name of Catwoman we have the hot & wirey Halle Berry. For her opponent, in a big smile, we be last year's raining champ. Fighting under the name of Pitt killer, Angelina Jolie. This will be a nine hour, no saving by the bell no holds bar, mud everywhere match.

    Please place your bets early.
  • 04-17-2006, 04:20 PM
    Feanor
    I need PICTURES to decide
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Ladies & gentlemen.........

    In this corner, in the yellow trunks, fighting under the name of Catwoman we have the hot & wirey Halle Berry. For her opponent, in a big smile, we be last year's raining champ. Fighting under the name of Pitt killer, Angelina Jolie. This will be a nine hour, no saving by the bell no holds bar, mud everywhere match.

    Please place your bets early.

    Send pics :cornut: :cornut: :cornut:
  • 04-17-2006, 04:33 PM
    JoeE SP9
    Pics hell! Send film!!!:cornut:
  • 04-17-2006, 04:51 PM
    GMichael
    2 Attachment(s)
    Here are a couple.
  • 04-17-2006, 04:55 PM
    GMichael
    1 Attachment(s)
    One more
  • 04-17-2006, 05:10 PM
    GMichael
    1 Attachment(s)
    and this
  • 04-17-2006, 05:13 PM
    dean_martin
    1 Attachment(s)
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Here are a couple.

    Yep, that was the Billy Bob comin' out in her.

    Here's one. Angelina - "Suck on this, beeyotch"
  • 04-18-2006, 05:19 AM
    GMichael
    Votes
    We need votes.......
  • 04-18-2006, 06:46 AM
    noddin0ff
    clarification...that's JUST a big smile for Jolie...no trunks?
  • 04-18-2006, 07:13 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by noddin0ff
    clarification...that's JUST a big smile for Jolie...no trunks?

    That is correct. No trunks. Just that evil smile that she like to flash. No tops on either. Can you imagine that?
  • 04-18-2006, 07:46 AM
    bobsticks
    Easy pick
    With the right "motivatonal backing" this one is a no-brainer. In the annals of angst, Angelina's media-created goofines falls far short of Ms. Berry's truly deep-rooted scarring and psychosis. I'm thinking me and GMichael on one side of the ring screaming "David Justice!David Justice!" over and over, while opposite us perhaps LJ and Feonor chanting "Sex Addict!!!" again and again...
    Step back as the hair pullin' and the lip wrenchin' commences. Might not even make it to the second round as Halle's cup boileth over.
  • 04-18-2006, 08:51 AM
    GMichael
    We still have a tie. We need one more vote to see who moves on to the Jell-O portion of our competition.
  • 04-18-2006, 01:33 PM
    GMichael
    Halle pulls a-head.
  • 04-18-2006, 03:28 PM
    topspeed
    Halle used to be my girl, but I upgraded to Jolie. If you ever saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you know why. I'd post pics to support my case, but my server is jacked and everything is moving ridiculously ssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll loooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww .
  • 04-18-2006, 03:35 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by topspeed
    Halle used to be my girl, but I upgraded to Jolie. If you ever saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith, you know why. I'd post pics to support my case, but my server is jacked and everything is moving ridiculously ssssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll loooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww .

    Oh man, what a gip! I was looking forward to you posting pics.:ihih: When I saw that you had posted I almost dropped my beer to get to the clicker quicker. Now I find no pic? Dang!:incazzato:
  • 04-18-2006, 06:50 PM
    topspeed
  • 04-19-2006, 05:01 AM
    GMichael
    Ah.... now that's betta. Thanks Top.

    Bout number 2 goes to Angelina Jolie.
    Congrats, and good luck in the next round.
  • 04-19-2006, 05:43 AM
    shokhead
    I just wanta watch.