Kexs hits 6K !!! Join the party....

[nightflier]

GM, you're going to get me in trouble on this board. Sex on the beach is overrated, really, and since it's often overdone with vodka (usually by cheap bartenders), it does slow down the blood flow (which isn't good, if you know what I mean). I would recommend a variant, Sex On The Beach Raspberry-Melon. It's sweeter, tangier, has greater pucker-potential, which always helps. Of course, if you're so sloshed that there's no way you'll make it to the beach without passing out, you could always just go for Sex On The Bar, it's even sweeter & creamier.

Rich, sounds like you may have tried to move too fast - if the barmaid asks for her panties back, that means it wasn't that good and she's not planning on coming back for more. It's all about being smooth, you know.

Hey, has Kex shown up yet? After all it's his party, right? The bar maid's getting bored with corny drink requests.

[Worf101]

"Penguins are practically chickens".......

Da Worfster

Congrats Brother!!!!