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    Suspended markw's Avatar
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    Noo Joisey. Youse got a problem wit dat?

    I wanna know what he said to her...

    ...just before she did this so I can be damn sure to never, ever say it!

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    Class of the clown GMichael's Avatar
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    Anywhere but here...
    He said, "You're not bad, but your sister is way better at this."
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Man of the People Forums Moderator bobsticks's Avatar
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    down there
    ---Honey, you're going to have to drive the Hyundai for another couple of years...I bought the Wilson Audio Maxx 3's!!

    ---and our daughter's cheerleading coach said they sound great during our sleepover the other night.

    ---With some blonde highlights you'd look just like Ann Coulter.

    ---Sweetie, it turns out that investing our retirement package in NewsCorp. wasn't such a great idea.

    ---No, those pants don't make you look fat...if you're a snuffleupagus.

    ---I love the new hairstyle! You look just like a Philipino kickboxer in drag!
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Super Moderator Site Moderator JohnMichael's Avatar
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    This story is also quite popular on a gender research site I frequent. "All of me, why not take all of me". No penis but with testicles will need prostate stim to orgasm.
    Vinyl Rega Planar 2, Incognito rewire, Deepgroove subplatter, ceramic bearing, Michell Technoweight, Rega 24V motor, TTPSU, FunkFirm Achroplat platter, Michael Lim top and bottom braces, 2 Rega feet and one RDC cones. Grado Sonata, Moon 110 LP phono.
    Sony SCD-XA5400ES SACD/cd SID mat, Marantz SA 8001
    Int. Amp Krell S-300i
    Monitor Audio RS6
    AQ SPKR and AQ XLR and IC

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    Musicaholic Forums Moderator ForeverAutumn's Avatar
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    "Honey, are you absolutely sure that the doctor said it was okay to come off your meds?"

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    Of course I fixed the garbage disposal! Why didn't you just try it instead of asking me such a stupid question?

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