I wanna know what he said to her...

...just before she did this so I can be damn sure to never, ever say it!

He said, "You're not bad, but your sister is way better at this."

---Honey, you're going to have to drive the Hyundai for another couple of years...I bought the Wilson Audio Maxx 3's!!

---and our daughter's cheerleading coach said they sound great during our sleepover the other night.

---With some blonde highlights you'd look just like Ann Coulter.

---Sweetie, it turns out that investing our retirement package in NewsCorp. wasn't such a great idea.

---No, those pants don't make you look fat...if you're a snuffleupagus.

---I love the new hairstyle! You look just like a Philipino kickboxer in drag!

This story is also quite popular on a gender research site I frequent. "All of me, why not take all of me". No penis but with testicles will need prostate stim to orgasm.

"Honey, are you absolutely sure that the doctor said it was okay to come off your meds?"

Of course I fixed the garbage disposal! Why didn't you just try it instead of asking me such a stupid question?