When my coworker, Donsa, was promoted the boss wanted to celebrate. He called a baker & ordered a cake.
"Two questions," said the baker.
"Is Donsa a man or a woman? And what do you want the cake to say?"
"The cake should read 'Congratulations,' " said the boss, and "Oh, Donsa's a woman."
The next day, the office celebrated her promotion with a cake
that read, "Congratulations - Donsa's a woman."



Three guys are fishing out on a lake when an angel suddenly appears in the boat w/ them. The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, "I've suffered from miserable back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?" The angel touches the man's back and he instantly feels relief. The second guy points to his coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel can cure his poor vision. The angel tosses his glasses into the lake and instantly the man's vision clears and see can see all very distinctly. The angel looks at the third man in the boat who throws up his hands declares, "Don't touch me! I'm on disability!"


Joe figured out the perfect way to remember both his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist and gave him the dates. He told the florist to send flowers on those days w/ a note that would say, "From your loving husband." Joe's wife was thrilled by the attention. Until one day when Joe can home from work, saw the bouquet of flowers sitting on the table and said, "Nice flowers. Where'd you get them?"


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