Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
Every day, a male co-worker walks up close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can`t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What`s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It`s Keith. The midget."

BINGO! (sorry, they say I have to spread it around)