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    Class of the clown GMichael's Avatar
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    What's the last sound a pube makes before it hits the ground.
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    Pththt...
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Pththt...
    How's it go?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Every day, a male co-worker walks up close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can`t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What`s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It`s Keith. The midget."

    BINGO! (sorry, they say I have to spread it around)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Q: Why is pubic hair curly?
    A: So you don't poke yer eye out.
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    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    That's pretty topical, there, "Sticks old Man! Still, guys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYUh88gr7DI
    "The great tragedy of science--the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."--T. Huxley

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    "Topical"?...as in ointment?
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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    Sure, sure... Auricauricle's Avatar
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    "Topical" as in relevant to the area; in this case, it was only when I accidentally ran my mouse over the Popeye image that the phrase, "Ugg, ugg..." came up. for Some reason, I supposed that "Ugg" might have some veiled connotation, i.e. strange footwear, and voila!

    Well, the Night Shift starts....Off I go.....

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