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    3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
    Clear...colored sucks. Too ghetto.


    What's wrong with the ghetto?
    Nothing. Nothing at all. At least it doesn't have bears.


    4. Do you hang mistletoe?
    Why? Where do you want me to hang it? This is GMichael, not JohnMichael, right?


    Does it matter?
    Hey, I can take it if you can.

    10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
    Get box. Open box. Dump box on top of tree. Voila! Decorated!

    Nice box!
    I told my wife that once.

    Once.

    I don't remember anything after that.

    Originally Posted by topspeed
    18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving?
    I'm a firm believer in giving while receiving, just like Jenna did to Peter North in...

    Oh wait, wrong thread...


    How do you know the names off the top of your head like that? And don't mumble.
    Funny, my wife likes it when I mumble.

    Originally Posted by topspeed
    20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum ?
    Depends on where it's been.


    Where would they be?
    Bill Clinton. 'nuff said.

    Originally Posted by topspeed
    21. Happy Holidays!! or Merry Christmas!!!!
    Why not Happy Qwanza? Happy Hannukah? Happy Festivus?!? Don't be so regional, Mike!


    So, which one?
    Fine.

    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!

    No...wait...

    Merry Newmas and Happy Christyear!

    nonononono! Dammit...

    Merry had a little la...






    awwww screw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by topspeed

    Merry had a little la...

    awwww screw it.
    The lamb? And you were worried about JM?
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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