1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
Have you ever tried following up a Turley Zin with egg nog? It triggers a palace revolt from your nether-regions. Trust me. Voted: Neither

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
I just give them to these teenage girls at the mall, have a few drinks, and when I come back they are magically wrapped. It's a Christmas Miracle!!!

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Clear...colored sucks. Too ghetto.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Why? Where do you want me to hang it? This is GMichael, not JohnMichael, right?

5. When do you put your decorations up?
The weekend after Thanksgiving.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
Prime Rib.

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child:
Watching all the holiday cartoons.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!!!

Truth?

TRUTH?!?

What're ya trying to say, Mike?!?


9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve or Day?
Both

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
Get box. Open box. Dump box on top of tree. Voila! Decorated!

11. Snow! Love it or Dread?
Depends on how much my dealer is charging this week.

12. Can you ice skate?
On purpose?

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
Atari 5200. I didn't even open the rest of my presents.

14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
Family

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
Mom's lemon merengue pie.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Not working.

17. What tops your tree?
Nothing tops my tree! Oh sure, all you jokers think you've got a better one, but you know the truth:

Mines better. Deal with it.

nyah nyah nyah!

18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving?
I'm a firm believer in giving while receiving, just like Jenna did to Peter North in...

Oh wait, wrong thread...

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song?
Nat King Cole*: The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...)

*Alvin and the Chipmunks will do in a pinch.

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum ?
Depends on where it's been.

21. Happy Holidays!! or Merry Christmas!!!!
Why not Happy Qwanza? Happy Hannukah? Happy Festivus?!? Don't be so regional, Mike!