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    Bad joke of the day

    My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said I had the biggest penis that she had ever laid her hands on. I said: "You're pulling my leg!"

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    But which leg?


    Are not there three?

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    Smith.



    ("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bfalls View Post
    Smith.



    ("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)

    What was the other leg's name?
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    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least, I presume she was poor...she only had $1.20 in her purse.

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    I knew a waitress that had only one leg.

    Her name was Eileen and she worked at IHOP.

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    Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RGA View Post
    Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.


    Boooo, hiss
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael View Post
    Boooo, hiss
    Too soon?
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"

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