Bad joke of the day

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said I had the biggest penis that she had ever laid her hands on. I said: "You're pulling my leg!"

But which leg?


Are not there three?

Smith.



("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)

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Originally Posted by bfalls

Smith.



("I once knew a man with one leg named Smith." Mary Poppins)

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What was the other leg's name?

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. At least, I presume she was poor...she only had $1.20 in her purse.

Her name was Eileen and she worked at IHOP.

Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.

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Originally Posted by RGA

Suddenly the lyrics 'Staying Alive' become ironic.

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Boooo, hiss

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Originally Posted by JohnMichael

Boooo, hiss

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Too soon?