Audio Myths I'll hear no more Adam, Jamie I'm calling you out!!!

[emorphien]

what a circle jerk

[Bernd]

Wakes up - Bad headache - untangles himself from the Audioquest cables. Dreamed got beaten up together with musicoverall, who mumbles something about 1300 pounds and 8 foot, by markw. Takes a good look around. Room has filled up with people and smoke, and over there is Santa Claus. Man this is heavy, how long have I been out? Remembers the small bag of shrooms, takes a couple and passes it to his left before enjoying a wild and colorful movie and a cream cheese and smoked salmon Bagel.

Bernd

[jtgofish]

Takes out his six string banjo[one for each finger].Moves out to the front porch and sits in his hand wittled rockin chair,spits out his chewin tabaccy ,adjusts the crotch on his coveralls,takes a swig from his moonshine jug,[with added bayou peet so it tastes just like Lophroaig],farts,ponders on the fact that Pluto aint no longer no planet, and then begins to play They Don't Make Jews No More Like They Did When They Made Jesus.

[audio_dude]

gets up, walks off for a few minutes and arrives with a full drum kit, sets it up and joins the jam session, gets many strange looks as to how in gods name he managed to do all this while still drunker than an ugly housewife

[kexodusc]

(kex - regrets ever jackin' this thread and fueling the blunt breathin firewater drinkin clowns that are likely to get him arrested just for being here, remarking on what a strange and pointless direction this thread has taken...then realizes despite the 6 jars of peanuts he's downed, he's still freakin' hungry...)

[Resident Loser]

(kex - regrets ever jackin' this thread...what a strange and pointless direction this thread has taken...)

...the best thing that could have happened to it...

jimHJJ(...IMHO...)

[kexodusc]

...the best thing that could have happened to it...

jimHJJ(...IMHO...)

Touche, RL, touche!

[audio_dude]

Walks outside, fires up the BBQ and lays some nice juicy sirloin steaks on the grill, the smoke wafts gleefully inside the party house and the drool starts drippin...

Steak anyone?

[GMichael]

Walks outside, fires up the BBQ and lays some nice juicy sirloin steaks on the grill, the smoke wafts gleefully inside the party house and the drool starts drippin...

Steak anyone?

I'm here with plate in hand. Do you have one that's still pink inside? Got any home fries?

[L.J.]

..... "what the"......the room is filled with people and music is hitting hard. He smells the Q and says "that's what I'm talkin' bout". Grabs a plate, enjoys the grub. Looks over and is baffled as to why Worf is wearing a pirate get up

[Worf101]

..... "what the"......the room is filled with people and music is hitting hard. He smells the Q and says "that's what I'm talkin' bout". Grabs a plate, enjoys the grub. Looks over and is baffled as to why Worf is wearing a pirate get up

Pirate??? Moi!!! Never!!!! How darest you mistake my Manly Klingon Garb for Johnny Depp leftovers... Where's me Battleff!!! First they steal all my gange and smoke it up now theyr'e insultin' me!!!! Arrrrgh!!!!

BY THE BUBBLING BLODD OF KALESS!!!!

Urr, ahh.. woops. Wait till this tune is finished I'll deal with you in a minute!!!!

Da Worfster

[audio_dude]

yup, homefries and steaks for all!

(and maybe some aspirin for those of us with hangovers )

[markw]

...one eye pops open.... then the other. head turns in general direction of that heavenly smell. ..body drags itself up off the ground and follows nose to the origin of that delicious oderl... Grabs plate and waits for a mediun rare sample and looks for a fork and knife.

After being unsudssessful in hunt for utensils and wolfing it down in three bites, goes outside and roots around trunk of '68 Deville and roots around in trunk until he locates hidden bottle of Cardinal Mendoza Brandy.

Comes back inside, smiling, holding the bottle of brandy and a pitcher of warm water and asks where the snifters are.

[Bernd]

That delicous smell of the Steaks hit's the nose and opens eyes. Still jet-lagged detaches Harmonica from lips and dives into the survival sack again and reveals to markw's amazement a bottle of Metaxa seven star brandy.
Grabs a plate and scrambles outside and asks audiodude for a rare one. Enjoys the food and good company. Takes a seat on the porch and watches the sun rise. Life is good. Suddenly a thought. No coffee!!! "Anyone for a cup of mud?" Fills the Percolator and the smell of freshly brewed dark roast brazilian coffee fills the air.
Yes life is good.
Thinks-where are we anyway?

[musicoverall]

- slowly wakes up - removes audioquest cable connector from ear.
- thinks "hey, these things really DO sound different!"
- stumbles into Bernd, who spills hot coffee on my leg
- runs screaming to the water fountain but stopped by smell of cooking steak
- steak juice on lips, walks up to RL and holding out hands, says "Hey, isn't that the guitar Jimmy Page used to play"?
- is beat down by RL who engages the triangle choke without missing a lick on his LP
- tries to tap out but passes out first
- dreams of sneakily replacing E-Stat's JPS Lab cables with zipcord
- E Stat hears difference immediately and slaps me unconscious.
- enjoys another blissful unconsciousness in dream as well as real life....

[JohnMichael]

Enjoying an excellent medium rare steak and my compliments to the chef. All of a sudden flashes back to similar parties in college. Good smoke, drink, music, food and friends.

[audio_dude]

ahh yer all likin my steaks, eh? now, whos going to get the coors and canadian?

[E-Stat]

like the Mythbuster's video of the three speed diesel powered subwoofer? I thought it was inspired!

rw

[audio_dude]

LOL it was awesome, didn't one company have a 48" or something sub?

[GMichael]

The beer is here! I've got 4 kegs and 6 taps. Who's got the other 2 kegs? I'll set the first 4 up over in this corner. There's Heineken, Genus Extra Stout, Extra Stock Ale and Sam Adams. I think there are some cups in this room. HEY! Did anyone see this pool table in here? Who's ready to play?

[E-Stat]

LOL it was awesome, didn't one company have a 48" or something sub?

Well, the mythwoofer was 51" and produced 161 db at...get this... 16 hz!

rw

[Mark_IDT]

Well Ok I got one thing right ya'll have enjoyed this thread!

I should probably explain myself now that you all think some way of me although I'm not sure what that way is. So here's it I was way more wasted than all you before you all entered this thread. I was watching tv (mythbusters) no less and reading some BS that ppl think is true and being disgustipated I started this. Now it's time to get wasted again

[musicoverall]

Well Ok I got one thing right ya'll have enjoyed this thread!

I should probably explain myself now that you all think some way of me although I'm not sure what that way is. So here's it I was way more wasted than all you before you all entered this thread. I was watching tv (mythbusters) no less and reading some BS that ppl think is true and being disgustipated I started this. Now it's time to get wasted again

This thread got hijacked simply because we've done the myth-thing to death! Some folks around here have experienced some things personally that aren't supported by current science, some either have not or don't want to waste their time on something unproven. Neither side gives an inch. Nice try, though! And it certainly was fun!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go see my new best friend GMichael... you know... the guy with all the beer!

[Bernd]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go see my new best friend GMichael... you know... the guy with all the beer!

I am right behind you. Hey GMichael I have got the other two. One Pilsner Urquell and one Grolsch.
Anyone knows where and when the next gathering of Audiofools will be?

Peace

Bernd

[GMichael]

I am right behind you. Hey GMichael I have got the other two. One Pilsner Urquell and one Grolsch.
Anyone knows where and when the next gathering of Audiofools will be?

Peace

Bernd

Here are the other 2 taps. You can put the extra foam in the big bucket on the end. Save it for me.
Time to start some taste testing. I found these great 32 oz goblets. Here's one for you. There are plenty more in the billiard room. I'm thinking one mug of each beer/ale should be a good start for me.
Worf's Ganga is on the table by the coutch. The hawaiian is in the cabnet on the far end. The gold, red and sense are behind that. Knock yourself out anyway you like.