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  • JAWS: THE REVENGE (1987) I'm Michael Caaaine

    1 20.00%
  • CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC (1980) How did the world live before this film?

    0 0%
  • TEEN WOLF TOO (1987) Such a clever title, get it "too" instead of "two".

    1 20.00%
  • GIGLI (2003) Did anyone actually survive this film?

    0 0%
  • GLITTER (2001) Mariah's breakdown period.

    1 20.00%
  • YOU GOT SERVED (2004) South Park anyone??

    0 0%
  • FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (2003) ........ uh .....

    1 20.00%
  • SWEPT AWAY (2002) Keep on sweeping it away from me!

    0 0%
  • KAZAAM (1996) It's Shaq time!

    1 20.00%
  • SUBURBAN COMMANDO (1991) It's Hulk time!

    0 0%
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    Thanks for the education on how to run the thread that I started.
    Your welcome. Somebody has to keep this place high class.

    Hopefully your just goofing. If not, I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to hi-jack your thread, but merely outlining the criteria I used to render my conclusion.

    But, in my defense. A) none of us have any business seeing a movie like Kazzam, we should all know better. B) of all the movies cited as worst so far, only one to my knowlege contains blackface, in an unironic context too.... so tell me again how my selection is wrong?
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    Has this ever happened to you guys? My wife and I rented this 'thriller' detective movie starring James Belushi as some washed up detective. Total Snore fest, and it would make the list if I could remember the movie name.

    Heres the rub, the box art was SO good, and the writup on the back was excellent. So good that several months later we RENTED it again......watched about 5 minutes and I had this horrible feeling of deja-vu. My wife and I then realized that we had already rented this piece of crap. At this point, what could we do? I couldn't take it back to the movie store and complain about how I hated this movie that I had now rented TWICE. We laughed pretty hard about that one, and still do on occasion.

    So we turned it off, and played cards as memory serves.

    So if you find an old late 1990's detective movie starring James Belushi, stay away.

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    Perhaps this is what you are talking about....?

    Quote Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    Has this ever happened to you guys? My wife and I rented this 'thriller' detective movie starring James Belushi as some washed up detective. Total Snore fest, and it would make the list if I could remember the movie name.

    Heres the rub, the box art was SO good, and the writup on the back was excellent. So good that several months later we RENTED it again......watched about 5 minutes and I had this horrible feeling of deja-vu. My wife and I then realized that we had already rented this piece of crap. At this point, what could we do? I couldn't take it back to the movie store and complain about how I hated this movie that I had now rented TWICE. We laughed pretty hard about that one, and still do on occasion.

    So we turned it off, and played cards as memory serves.

    So if you find an old late 1990's detective movie starring James Belushi, stay away.
    GANG RELATED starring James Belushi and Tupac from 1997....


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    GANG RELATED starring James Belushi and Tupac from 1997....

    No, it was a kind of "film noir (sp)?", and shot with voiceovers....ala "it was a dark and stormy night" complete with the horns etc. It was REALLLY bad.

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    Worst Five

    1. Super Babies -Baby Geniuses II
    tied with Baby Guniuses I
    2. Car 54 Where Are You.
    3. Crossover
    4. Ed
    5. Every Police Academy ever made.
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