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  • JAWS: THE REVENGE (1987) I'm Michael Caaaine

    1 20.00%

  • CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC (1980) How did the world live before this film?

    0 0%

  • TEEN WOLF TOO (1987) Such a clever title, get it "too" instead of "two".

    1 20.00%

  • GIGLI (2003) Did anyone actually survive this film?

    0 0%

  • GLITTER (2001) Mariah's breakdown period.

    1 20.00%

  • YOU GOT SERVED (2004) South Park anyone??

    0 0%

  • FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY (2003) ........ uh .....

    1 20.00%

  • SWEPT AWAY (2002) Keep on sweeping it away from me!

    0 0%

  • KAZAAM (1996) It's Shaq time!

    1 20.00%

  • SUBURBAN COMMANDO (1991) It's Hulk time!

    0 0%
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  1. 07-01-2007, 06:23 AM #1
    jrhymeammo
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    Here is one I think is ok, but all of my friends disagree...


    Killer Klowns from Outerspace.
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  2. 07-26-2007, 04:33 AM #2
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    I also have to say the I liked Being John Malkovich though not as much as Adaptation.

    And I would like to defend Notting Hill as one of the more intelligently crafted Romantic Comedies of the last 20 years. For what it is it is about as good as it gets.

    I think it's too easy to put films that are going to be obviously bad like Justin to Kelly or to put very low budget horror films on the list. My worst in this case would be Oasis of the Zombies. You sure need to find an Oasis after wasting brain cells and oxygen while viewing.

    Perhaps it is better to go after supposedly serious art films - maybe not the WORST film but stuff that you think is really bad that many thought was brilliant.

    David Cronenberg's CRASH is a dreadful piece of soft porn "art house" which is really just "shock" shlock. IMO.
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  3. 07-26-2007, 10:14 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by RGA
    David Cronenberg's CRASH is a dreadful piece of soft porn "art house" which is really just "shock" shlock. IMO.
    But it wasn't half as insulting and manipulative as Paul Haggis' Crash! [don't-kill-me face]

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  4. 03-20-2012, 07:58 AM #4
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    Evidently, if earning results are any indicator, John Carter from Mars needs to be added to the list...
    So, I broke into the palace
    With a sponge and a rusty spanner
    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  5. 03-20-2012, 08:12 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks View Post
    Evidently, if earning results are any indicator, John Carter from Mars needs to be added to the list...
    5 years dude. You brought back a 5 year old dead thread.
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  6. 03-20-2012, 08:11 AM #6
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    It was the thread being viewed by the most recent spammer that I've banned...and, under the circumstances, seemed appropriate
    So, I broke into the palace
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    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  7. 03-20-2012, 08:12 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael View Post
    5 years dude. You brought back a 5 year old dead thread.
    Oops...space-time continuum again...
    So, I broke into the palace
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    She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
    I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
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  8. 03-20-2012, 08:21 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks View Post
    Oops...space-time continuum again...
    Maybe it will spur a new conversation.
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