"Do you still run?"
"Only when chased" - from Real Genius if someone asks me if I run/jog.

"What's happenin' hot stuff?" and "The Donger need food!" - Sixteen Candles. It helps to be asian.

"Ah, yes...very funny...I make a speshar won ton soup for him." Eddie Murphy, Delirious. Again, it helps to be asian.

"Gargoyle, more food!" Cheech and Chong (jeez, can you tell it's lunchtime while I'm doing this?)

Doesn't everyone use the Aliens lines??