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  1. 02-13-2007, 07:30 AM #1
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    Steven Seagal Names

    Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

    Casey Ryback
    Mason Storm
    John Hatcher
    Forrest Taft
    Jack Cole
    Jack Taggert
    Orin Boyd
    Jonathan Cold
    Jack Miller
    Travis Hunter
    Harlan Banks
    Jake Hopper
    John Sands
    Jack Foster
    Marshall Lawson
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  2. 02-13-2007, 08:38 AM #2
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    Yeah your right, there is a pattern - every time Steven Seagal plays a character, it results in a really ****ty movie...wow - that's way more Steven Seagal info than I thought any human would ever know.
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    Steven Seagal is not my cup of tea either. I wonder how he will do in his comedy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Steven Seagal is not my cup of tea either. I wonder how he will do in his comedy?
    wait, i thought all his movies were comedies?
    /create
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

    Casey Ryback
    Mason Storm
    John Hatcher
    Forrest Taft
    Jack Cole
    Jack Taggert
    Orin Boyd
    Jonathan Cold
    Jack Miller
    Travis Hunter
    Harlan Banks
    Jake Hopper
    John Sands
    Jack Foster
    Marshall Lawson
    what am i missing??
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  6. 02-13-2007, 01:16 PM #6
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    All of them have a first name, that come before the last name, with no middle initial.
    Do I win a prize? No? Shucks.
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  7. 02-13-2007, 02:11 PM #7
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    I know! I know! None of them are Steven's REAL name!
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  8. 02-13-2007, 03:08 PM #8
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    in the annals of random AR threads, this one's got to be up there. i'm so confused.
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  9. 02-13-2007, 03:43 PM #9
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    Brilliant! 4,3,3,3,2,3,3,4,3,4,3,3,2,3,4

    It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

    On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

    Google it, I'm serious.
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  10. 02-13-2007, 04:13 PM #10
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    bobsticks...what would I do without you cracking the code!!!! great work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

    On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

    Google it, I'm serious.
    LMAO!!

    that crazy steven seagal!! And here i thought he was just a big meathead who thought he was a ninja.
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  12. 02-13-2007, 06:01 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    bobsticks...what would I do without you cracking the code!!!! great work!
    So, how long till you tell us what we are missing?
    Please let it be something good.
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  13. 02-14-2007, 05:02 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

    On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

    Google it, I'm serious.
    That's what I thought....
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  14. 02-14-2007, 07:36 AM #14
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    Errr I knew it would happen...

    When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

    Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

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  15. 02-14-2007, 07:53 AM #15
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    I'm guessing PS forgot to wear his AFDB that day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

    Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

    Da Worfster
    So, he's a little off center. He still has some interesting threads.
    I remember his alter ego. He was even likened to SVI at one point. But fun is fun.
    I just wish he'd tell us what the secret is. What's the pattern man?
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  17. 02-14-2007, 01:04 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

    Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

    Da Worfster
    SPPPLLLLLARGGFFFFFF!!!!!

    Worfster, you owe me $8.50 to replace the beer from this motel room's mini bar that I just spewed all over my laptop....
    JCVD "near misses"? We could have TWO threads on that subject....
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  18. 02-15-2007, 06:10 AM #18
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    Wow... Great sound effect...

    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    SPPPLLLLLARGGFFFFFF!!!!!

    Worfster, you owe me $8.50 to replace the beer from this motel room's mini bar that I just spewed all over my laptop....
    JCVD "near misses"? We could have TWO threads on that subject....
    If I ever do a script I'll know how to spell that now. LOL, glad to be of service... call the maid. Two threads.. pheh.. I'll open my veins first.

    LOL, pretty funny yourself there mate..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

    Casey Ryback
    Mason Storm
    John Hatcher
    Forrest Taft
    Jack Cole
    Jack Taggert
    Orin Boyd
    Jonathan Cold
    Jack Miller
    Travis Hunter
    Harlan Banks
    Jake Hopper
    John Sands
    Jack Foster
    Marshall Lawson
    That fact that you either:
    1) Knew all of Segals characters
    or
    2) Took the time to look up all of Segal's characters

    ...makes me all itchy.
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    So, to synopsize all the responses: it's just you.
    Eschew fascism.
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  21. 02-15-2007, 08:25 PM #21
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    yeah, like typing in "imdb" is really hard to get access to an actors names. real hard.
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  22. 02-16-2007, 09:13 AM #22
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    wait...I see it...the pattern...

    ...nevermind, it was just gas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noddin0ff
    wait...I see it...the pattern...

    ...nevermind, it was just gas.
    Gas makes you see things?

    Nevermind. I don't want to know.
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    Well one things for sure...

    Quote Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

    Casey Ryback
    Mason Storm
    John Hatcher
    Forrest Taft
    Jack Cole
    Jack Taggert
    Orin Boyd
    Jonathan Cold
    Jack Miller
    Travis Hunter
    Harlan Banks
    Jake Hopper
    John Sands
    Jack Foster
    Marshall Lawson
    There's an awful lot of "Jack" chit on that list.. Sorry couldn't resist... It's Friday and I'm off to shovel more snow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worf101
    There's an awful lot of "Jack" chit on that list.. Sorry couldn't resist... It's Friday and I'm off to shovel more snow...

    Da Worfster
    HAHAHAHAHA Is it over your head yet?
    And to think, I was told that I'd see more snow when I moved from NY to PA. What a joke. Wednesday was our first 8 inches.
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