Steven Seagal Names

Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

Casey Ryback
Mason Storm
John Hatcher
Forrest Taft
Jack Cole
Jack Taggert
Orin Boyd
Jonathan Cold
Jack Miller
Travis Hunter
Harlan Banks
Jake Hopper
John Sands
Jack Foster
Marshall Lawson

Yeah your right, there is a pattern - every time Steven Seagal plays a character, it results in a really ****ty movie...wow - that's way more Steven Seagal info than I thought any human would ever know. :D

Steven Seagal is not my cup of tea either. I wonder how he will do in his comedy?

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Originally Posted by GMichael

Steven Seagal is not my cup of tea either. I wonder how he will do in his comedy?

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wait, i thought all his movies were comedies?

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Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies

Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

Casey Ryback
Mason Storm
John Hatcher
Forrest Taft
Jack Cole
Jack Taggert
Orin Boyd
Jonathan Cold
Jack Miller
Travis Hunter
Harlan Banks
Jake Hopper
John Sands
Jack Foster
Marshall Lawson

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what am i missing??

All of them have a first name, that come before the last name, with no middle initial.
Do I win a prize? No? Shucks. :nonod:

I know! I know! None of them are Steven's REAL name!

in the annals of random AR threads, this one's got to be up there. i'm so confused.

It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

Google it, I'm serious.

bobsticks...what would I do without you cracking the code!!!! great work!

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

Google it, I'm serious.

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LMAO!!

that crazy steven seagal!! And here i thought he was just a big meathead who thought he was a ninja.

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Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies

bobsticks...what would I do without you cracking the code!!!! great work!

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So, how long till you tell us what we are missing?
Please let it be something good.

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Originally Posted by bobsticks

It's so simple boys, maybe you need a refresher course. At first glance it would seem that the numeric order of syllables would approximate the orders of the numbering of paragraphs in the index key of Emanuel Swedenborg's Swedenborg's Concordance, that is to say the discordance between the Latin and subsequent two English versions. Ties with such an austere theological work would seem to confer upon Seagall minor diety status.

On closer inspection it seems that the pattern more closely approximates the relative deflation of a pound of whale blubber in British sterling during the early part of last century. Inarguably, this makes much more sense..

Google it, I'm serious.

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That's what I thought....

When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) :skep: first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

Da Worfster

I'm guessing PS forgot to wear his AFDB that day.

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Originally Posted by Worf101

When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) :skep: first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

Da Worfster

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So, he's a little off center. He still has some interesting threads.
I remember his alter ego. He was even likened to SVI at one point. But fun is fun.
I just wish he'd tell us what the secret is. What's the pattern man?

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Originally Posted by Worf101

When Peruvian Skies (what else comes from Peru besides Alpaca Sweaters) :skep: first got here he would write great polls, make cogent and wonderful posts and was a great addition to the F.F. family...

Kex, Kam, G'Man and others welcomed him with open arms. Now a few months later and look what we have. Another F.F. nutcase has hatched. This thread is "about a without" the most maddening, lunacy inducing thread I've yet seen. What's next, Jean Claude Van Damme "near miss" Oscar worthy roles. Good Lord P.S. what are you smokin'???!!!

Da Worfster

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SPPPLLLLLARGGFFFFFF!!!!!:lol:

Worfster, you owe me $8.50 to replace the beer from this motel room's mini bar that I just spewed all over my laptop....
JCVD "near misses"? We could have TWO threads on that subject....

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

SPPPLLLLLARGGFFFFFF!!!!!:lol:

Worfster, you owe me $8.50 to replace the beer from this motel room's mini bar that I just spewed all over my laptop....
JCVD "near misses"? We could have TWO threads on that subject....

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If I ever do a script I'll know how to spell that now. LOL, glad to be of service... call the maid. Two threads.. pheh.. I'll open my veins first.

LOL, pretty funny yourself there mate..

Da Worfster

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Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies

Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

Casey Ryback
Mason Storm
John Hatcher
Forrest Taft
Jack Cole
Jack Taggert
Orin Boyd
Jonathan Cold
Jack Miller
Travis Hunter
Harlan Banks
Jake Hopper
John Sands
Jack Foster
Marshall Lawson

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That fact that you either:
1) Knew all of Segals characters
or
2) Took the time to look up all of Segal's characters

...makes me all itchy.

So, to synopsize all the responses: it's just you.

yeah, like typing in "imdb" is really hard to get access to an actors names. real hard.

wait...I see it...the pattern...

...nevermind, it was just gas.

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Originally Posted by noddin0ff

wait...I see it...the pattern...

...nevermind, it was just gas.

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Gas makes you see things?

Nevermind. I don't want to know.

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Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies

Is there a weird pattern here or is it just me? These are some of the names of characters played by Steven Seagal...

Casey Ryback
Mason Storm
John Hatcher
Forrest Taft
Jack Cole
Jack Taggert
Orin Boyd
Jonathan Cold
Jack Miller
Travis Hunter
Harlan Banks
Jake Hopper
John Sands
Jack Foster
Marshall Lawson

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There's an awful lot of "Jack" chit on that list.. Sorry couldn't resist... It's Friday and I'm off to shovel more snow...

Da Worfster

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Originally Posted by Worf101

There's an awful lot of "Jack" chit on that list.. Sorry couldn't resist... It's Friday and I'm off to shovel more snow...

Da Worfster

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HAHAHAHAHA Is it over your head yet?
And to think, I was told that I'd see more snow when I moved from NY to PA. What a joke. Wednesday was our first 8 inches.