Request for help from AR members

[likeitloud]

So Sorry


QUOTE=JSE]Hey, Hey, Hey,,,,,,,,,,,! I am not TLADINY/Lex/DJScoty/John Baresford/

Scott Aruti/ Onkyo Fanatic, etc etc, etc. Go Back and read a litte more closely.

Myself, Wooch and Sir T were/are his arch enemies. They can vouch for that. He hated the three of us more than anyone here. Plus, if I were Lex, why would I ban myself?

What the hell!!! I come back to check in and I am now Lex? I gotta come around more often.

Later,


There was so much info, I got the cast of characters screwed up. Did'nt mean to
step on your toes.

[Worf101]

Hey, Hey, Hey,,,,,,,,,,,! I am not TLADINY/Lex/DJScoty/John Baresford/ Scott Aruti/ Onkyo Fanatic, etc etc, etc. Go Back and read a litte more closely.

Myself, Wooch and Sir T were/are his arch enemies. They can vouch for that. He hated the three of us more than anyone here. Plus, if I were Lex, why would I ban myself?

What the hell!!! I come back to check in and I am now Lex? I gotta come around more often.

Later,

JSE

Like Dreyfus, I KNEW that accusation would get you out of that lounger you were sitting in. LOL... I read that accusation and spit coffee all over my screen. I was willing to come testify in your behalf that you were JSE and not... "he who should not be named". You? Lexmark? Nevah!!! You could never twist your mind into that big a pretzel!!!!

Da (damn they'll be accusing me next) Worfster

[JSE]

Like Dreyfus, I KNEW that accusation would get you out of that lounger you were sitting in. LOL... I read that accusation and spit coffee all over my screen. I was willing to come testify in your behalf that you were JSE and not... "he who should not be named". You? Lexmark? Nevah!!! You could never twist your mind into that big a pretzel!!!!

Da (damn they'll be accusing me next) Worfster

Hell, I spit BEER on my screen when I read it! Thanks for the backup Worf. I thought it was pretty funny myself.

Anyway, thanks again. Back to the lounger, or should I say back to New York to Live And Die? Hmmmmmmm?

JSE

[GMichael]

Hell, I spit BEER on my screen when I read it! Thanks for the backup Worf. I thought it was pretty funny myself.

Anyway, thanks again. Back to the lounger, or should I say back to New York to Live And Die? Hmmmmmmm?

JSE

I was wondering how long it would take you to read that. I'll back you up too. Didn't you move to Vegas though?

[JSE]

I was wondering how long it would take you to read that. I'll back you up too. Didn't you move to Vegas though?

Um,........................Yeah? I moved in with the parents. They have this super sweet custom HT system. It's pretty much indentical to the one I had in NY except for the no-named in ceiling rears I am running. They are custom and they pretty much blow anything else away. That's what my close friend who is a custom installer/DVD magazine editor/king of the world/certified HT buff told me. But, I am not TLADINY!!!! I mean I am not Lexmark3200? I mean OnkyoFanatic, or maybe it's DJ Scotty? Hell, it's all blurry. Your an idiot, I will kick your arse, and beat you silly! I will hnt you down and run you over with my Honda with huge BASS!

Whooo! Shakes head........... Looks over at the water cooler and sees Sir T, Wooch GMichael, and Worf with a confused and bewildered look on their faces. Worf hands JSE a glass of water and states "the Ghost of Lex possessed (sp?) you there for a moment buddy. GMichael, Sir T and Wooch did a ritual tribal dance with a jar of peanut butter, an empty Lexmark3200 printer cartridge and a fry pan and the little printer flew up in the air and vanished."

JSE is never "right" again.

[Woochifer]

Um,........................Yeah? I moved in with the parents. They have this super sweet custom HT system. It's pretty much indentical to the one I had in NY except for the no-named in ceiling rears I am running. They are custom and they pretty much blow anything else away. That's what my close friend who is a custom installer/DVD magazine editor/king of the world/certified HT buff told me. But, I am not TLADINY!!!! I mean I am not Lexmark3200? I mean OnkyoFanatic, or maybe it's DJ Scotty? Hell, it's all blurry. Your an idiot, I will kick your arse, and beat you silly! I will hnt you down and run you over with my Honda with huge BASS!

Whooo! Shakes head........... Looks over at the water cooler and sees Sir T, Wooch GMichael, and Worf with a confused and bewildered look on their faces. Worf hands JSE a glass of water and states "the Ghost of Lex possessed (sp?) you there for a moment buddy. GMichael, Sir T and Wooch did a ritual tribal dance with a jar of peanut butter, an empty Lexmark3200 printer cartridge and a fry pan and the little printer flew up in the air and vanished."

JSE is never "right" again.

You can't fool me, you ain't Lex!

Lex lacked the studly flatulent capacity that could single-handedly elevate an entire metropolitan area's smog index to rival L.A.'s vaunted status. Yes, it took an extraordinary man in JSE -- someone who turned a burrito-guzzling habit into a wafting particulate spewing juggernaut whose contributions to Houston civic pride are evident everyday in the permanently obscured skyscraper peaks and burnt orange sunsets that no UT alum could dare to otherwise dream of. Dude, you put Houston on the map, up there in the rankings, Houston is now almost #1 at something -- you da man! The city's founding fathers owe you a key to the city or some citizen of the millennium commendation.

So, even if this board is cursed with the ghost of Lex taking control of your brain, and even if someone decided to surgically transform you into Lex's identical twin (though any doctor who tries something that garish should be brought before the medical board of ethics and given a lethal injection on the spot!), the identity of the real JSE can be proven with just a match and sh!tload of burritos! Lex would merely torch his diapers, whereas JSE would touch off a series of wildfires stretching across the full width of the plains states! (Droughts?! HAH! This is the real story that the mainstream media refuses to report!)

So, just know that we've got our methods for identify who's really who on this board!

Oh, and by the way, that tribal dance was NOT my idea! I don't do line dances! :P

[likeitloud]

JSE, Again, sorry man, I know the guys are clown'n ya, but I'm feel'n bad. Time for
another Bud.

[JSE]

Wooch, Holy crap man! You had me speeeeeeewing my beer at the monitor again! I do what I can to contribute to the city. I have always felt no one notice until now. You have no idea how many burritos I have to eat to give Houston that nice funky looking haze. Why do you think I'm not around these parts much anymore. If I am not flatulating, I am sitting on a bucket of ice trying to recover from a hard days work!

And MR LIKEITLOUD! IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YA? You are now on my Craplist! Be warned! Watch yourself, espcially when around the water cooler! Many Bad things can happen around the water cooler.

JSE

[JSE]

Just Kidding Ya, LikeItLoud. It's all good. No offense taken at all.

[bobsticks]

Y'know, I was just starting to lurk when this great writing was going on. It never occured to me that JSE was a Lex alter-ego.
In retrospect, though, there are some strange coincidances. I mean just in those last posts--short staccatto sentences emphasizing indescriminate usage of CAPS. I wouldn't put it beyond Lex to invent an alter-id that "against him" and conciliatory toward the rest of the forum.
I'm not accusin' anyone of anything, I'm just sayin'...
...it takes a lot of time to copy other people's reviews word-for-word.


Sittin in a barcolounger flatulating...a likely story

Cheers

[likeitloud]

Just Kidding Ya, LikeItLoud. It's all good. No offense taken at all.

Thanks man, I was gonna self ban myself from AR for 90 days, till this blows over
but it's to much fun here, I'm just glad you know all the cool guys on here, and it's
all in fun, I Really regret reading all those lex posts, but damn it was entertaining.
It was 3am when I did it though, and lost track of all the alter egos he used. It looks
like most of the guys I respect most on here my be done with my mistake, so
hopefully It's over soon.

[topspeed]

Jeez, I leave for 3 weeks and this lil' gem pops up!

I, for one, miss Lexie. He was certifiable, but endlessly entertaining.

Ahhh...good times. Good thread!

[GMichael]

Jeez, I leave for 3 weeks and this lil' gem pops up!

I, for one, miss Lexie. He was certifiable, but endlessly entertaining.

Ahhh...good times. Good thread!

Haven't you heard? Lexie is back. He's called JSE now. All that time we thought that JSE was just a normal guy pushing Lex into another meltdown, and he turns out to be Lex himself. I'm gonna need another beer to swallow this pill.

[JSE]

Haven't you heard? Lexie is back. He's called JSE now. All that time we thought that JSE was just a normal guy pushing Lex into another meltdown, and he turns out to be Lex himself. I'm gonna need another beer to swallow this pill.

Guys, big big news! Coming Soon......................AN OFFICIAL AUDIO REVIEW.COM DVD REVIEW of FRIDAY THE 13TH................... Episodes 1-23! I have been working on it for over a year now in my parents basement. I will probably post it in one thread with 23 initial posts to seperate each episode. IT'S A MASTERPIECE! My review that is.

[GMichael]

Guys, big big news! Coming Soon......................AN OFFICIAL AUDIO REVIEW.COM DVD REVIEW of FRIDAY THE 13TH................... Episodes 1-23! I have been working on it for over a year now in my parents basement. I will probably post it in one thread with 23 initial posts to seperate each episode. IT'S A MASTERPIECE! My review that is.

Be sure to take your meds before you begin. No more fighting with your alter egos.
(What? Huh? Yeah, I'll ask him. OK OK, just shut up.)
Uhm, which one of the 23 episodes is the one where Freddy does Vegas?

[JSE]

Be sure to take your meds before you begin. No more fighting with your alter egos.
(What? Huh? Yeah, I'll ask him. OK OK, just shut up.)
Uhm, which one of the 23 episodes is the one where Freddy does Vegas?

Dang my eyes are getting bad. I had to zoom the monitor on that one. LOL!

Seriously though, do you guys think this superpanavision guy is really Lex? I read a few of his post and I can't believe Lex would be able to behave this long. I don't see it and I have a pretty good nose for sniffing out printers.

[GMichael]

Dang my eyes are getting bad. I had to zoom the monitor on that one. LOL!

Seriously though, do you guys think this superpanavision guy is really Lex? I read a few of his post and I can't believe Lex would be able to behave this long. I don't see it and I have a pretty good nose for sniffing out printers.

You're old? Are you even 30 yet?

I haven't seen anyone who makes me think they are Lex. But superpanavision and (nj..whatever) both remind me of him. Neither have the meltdowns that Lex used to have. But both have a strange grasp of reality at times. Both are interesting. And both like to argue.

[Worf101]

This whole "Fight Club" thing you go going on with yourself is pretty dang funny. Can't wait for you to put the pistol in your (insert orifice) and blow your various alter ego's away...

Da Worfster

[JSE]

You're old? Are you even 30 yet?

I haven't seen anyone who makes me think they are Lex. But superpanavision and (nj..whatever) both remind me of him. Neither have the meltdowns that Lex used to have. But both have a strange grasp of reality at times. Both are interesting. And both like to argue.

Just turned the big 36! 4 more years until the ride gets easier.

Yeah, Lex would have blown a fuse by now and revealed himself by his words and actions. His past alter-egos were always so easy to see and "out". I never had doubts about any of them except for John Beresford or maybe it was Baresford, something like that.

[JSE]

This whole "Fight Club" thing you go going on with yourself is pretty dang funny. Can't wait for you to put the pistol in your (insert orifice) and blow your various alter ego's away...

Da Worfster

No worries Worf, I think the ghost has left me. Scarred the hell out of me though! I felt "dirty".

[likeitloud]

Were STILL on this huh, I've stayed away from F/F, JSE, your the coolest, and probably
have the best sence of humor in AR, and thats saying something.

[noddin0ff]

Should a thread still be a "HOT" topic if the last post was 5 years ago?

[JohnMichael]

Should a thread still be a "HOT" topic if the last post was 5 years ago?

I wish I were still hot after 55 years.

[noddin0ff]

I wish I were still hot after 55 years.

To paraphrase Paul, you still can have crazy, which could still be a lot of fun minus the responsibility.

[GMichael]

2006 huh? Oh the memories. Where does the time go?