Official Sopranos season 5 discussion...

[Woochifer]

Man it's bad enough what he's doin to Carmella but damn what he did to Feech was low... right down there with what Adrianna did to her rival. Ouch... something else. Which do you feel was worse, a bullet in the head or a trip back inside for probably the rest of your life? That was just some plain cold a** s**t if you ask me.

Da Worfster

Yeah, that was pretty cold what happened to Feech. Something tells me that we ain't heard the last of him! But, geez what they did to Lorraine?! WTF? I thought she'd be a major character this season, but they killed her off before her character even did anything. Not to play the political correctness card, but I was looking forward to seeing a stronger female character in the thick of the mob stories. But, the way that she got did in, I thought that was a bit over the line. Besides, I have fond puberty-era memories of Patti D'Arbanville from her younger days on some of those late night Ckinemax softcore flicks, and was looking forward to "catching up"! Shame on you Johnny Sack!

[Lexmark3200]

The last two episodes of this show has sucked; anyone else agree? They call this a crime drama? Where is the action? Seems like tonight's episode with Tony and this old bat his daddy used to bang is simply a pillow by which we can go to sleep while watching these ridiculous episodes; next week's seems like it's gonna be good.

What's with the big titted whores twirling around the poles of Badda Bing? They simply cant dance, can they?

[Worf101]

The last two episodes of this show has sucked; anyone else agree? They call this a crime drama? Where is the action? Seems like tonight's episode with Tony and this old bat his daddy used to bang is simply a pillow by which we can go to sleep while watching these ridiculous episodes; next week's seems like it's gonna be good.

What's with the big titted whores twirling around the poles of Badda Bing? They simply cant dance, can they?

Yeah, I thought last nights episode really sucked it out the wazzooo. I thought last weeks with the Little Tony's meltdown and Carmella finally gettin her pipes cleaned was a great episode. Hell just seein' her butt as it wiggled to the bathroom was worth it for me. I think that Prof though was one douchebago for kickin' her to the curb. He's gonna be killed anyway cause, when she gets mad, Carm can't keep her big, fat mouth shut, ask Furio. But I agree, last night bit one big turd.

Da Worfster

[Woochifer]

Yeah, I thought last nights episode really sucked it out the wazzooo. I thought last weeks with the Little Tony's meltdown and Carmella finally gettin her pipes cleaned was a great episode. Hell just seein' her butt as it wiggled to the bathroom was worth it for me. I think that Prof though was one douchebago for kickin' her to the curb. He's gonna be killed anyway cause, when she gets mad, Carm can't keep her big, fat mouth shut, ask Furio. But I agree, last night bit one big turd.

Da Worfster

I dunno, I kinda liked the story thread with Christopher and his AA partner. Just the absurdity of Christopher trying to do the tough love bit after the other dude fell of the wagon was pretty hilarious considering that the crew just busted him in the chops just a few days earlier for nonpayment (and what about the scene in the pawn shop with the Emmy award? $15 after melting it down?! pretty funny).

And while I thought the storyline with Tony and his dad's old mistress got disjointed at times, the whole premise with tying the missing pieces together with his parents was a pretty bold storyline. I think it was a great idea, but the execution wasn't as good as it could have been. (they could've really ratched up the tension of those scenes more, it seemed like Tony could've banged her or killed her just as easily)

[Lexmark3200]

Wooch and Worf make GREAT arguments for the last episode; they really do. Although I gotta say fellas, seeing Carmella's ass and tits dont do it for me.....I'd **** Adriana silly before Id touch Carm or any of those skanks on the dance floor of Badda Bing.

[Worf101]

Wooch and Worf make GREAT arguments for the last episode; they really do. Although I gotta say fellas, seeing Carmella's ass and tits dont do it for me.....I'd **** Adriana silly before Id touch Carm or any of those skanks on the dance floor of Badda Bing.

"Silence dogs, you're not worthy to lick her feet!!!!!"

Boy how young is you? Don't you know that the best, nastiest, steamiest sex in the world is "divorced older catholic womens"? Are you silly? Adrianna's pretty, but she's a coke ho' and a snitch.... are you on crack? Now Carm or Dr. Melfi, there's some prime, middle age womanhood ready to get their respective freaks-on. They'll f**k you like champ, clothe you right, feed you good and... to quote that great western philosipher Sir Bernard of Hill...

"They don't yell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell... give me an older woman every time".

I have spoken...

Da Worfster

[Lexmark3200]

"Silence dogs, you're not worthy to lick her feet!!!!!"

Boy how young is you? Don't you know that the best, nastiest, steamiest sex in the world is "divorced older catholic womens"? Are you silly? Adrianna's pretty, but she's a coke ho' and a snitch.... are you on crack? Now Carm or Dr. Melfi, there's some prime, middle age womanhood ready to get their respective freaks-on. They'll f**k you like champ, clothe you right, feed you good and... to quote that great western philosipher Sir Bernard of Hill...

"They don't yell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell... give me an older woman every time".

I have spoken...

Da Worfster

Hahahhahahaha....agreed on Adrianna....she is a ****in skank ho.....but GOD DAMN does she have some ****in body on her, Worf Man.....I'd **** her with nothin' but some nice high heels on her sexy feet and give her face the vanilla shake its been askin for....

As for Melfi, she sure does look sexy in those short tight skirts of hers....but something about her screams "Karen From Goodfellas" and just doesnt do it for me....Tony's fantasies of ****in' her on her desk or her riding his Italian pork pole while her tits bounce around and that ass slaps against his nutsack are hot....Ill give you that....but Carmella? I dont think I'd wanna touch Edie Falco....especially after seeing her in HBO's OZ.

That's my 2 centz and Im stickin to it!

Peace All.

[Worf101]

I dunno, I kinda liked the story thread with Christopher and his AA partner. Just the absurdity of Christopher trying to do the tough love bit after the other dude fell of the wagon was pretty hilarious considering that the crew just busted him in the chops just a few days earlier for nonpayment (and what about the scene in the pawn shop with the Emmy award? $15 after melting it down?! pretty funny).

And while I thought the storyline with Tony and his dad's old mistress got disjointed at times, the whole premise with tying the missing pieces together with his parents was a pretty bold storyline. I think it was a great idea, but the execution wasn't as good as it could have been. (they could've really ratched up the tension of those scenes more, it seemed like Tony could've banged her or killed her just as easily)

I just don't have much sympathy for low life gambling, brokedown addicts and such. My dad had a drinking and gambling problem that plagued him off and on all his life. He's the reason I never started drinking, smokin' or gamblin'. "Oh woe is me" stories do resonate with me I suppose. The Dad's mistress story lost me. What was the purpose of finding out about this character? To show his mom in a more favorable light? To show how much Tony's like his lieing cheatin dad? I didn't get it. Maybe I'll watch it again this week and find out what I'd missed.

Da Worfster