(Worf picks up phone, Dials Kam)
"Hey Bud!, Yeah Worf here. Yeah I'm doin' good. Thanks for the answers to my questions. Yeah damn good to hear from you again too. Hey Man we gotta problem. No not "Short Skirt" he's in Lompoc."

"No something even more disturbing than Tex or Nickles. Did you read FA's last post, yeah... Man she's completely lost it. Yeah, she called John Locke SEXY!!!!"

"Yeah man did you read that one? Oh gimme some of what she's smokin'!!! It must be dem long Canadian winters that sends em off the rails. Yeah , yeah, last episode all I could see was dem big, wobbly man boobs Locke was sportin'. Yeah Poster boy for the Manzere."

"Yeah, hey man don't ask me but you'd need some damn thick beer goggles to mistake Locke for Sawyer, Jack or Sayid. Chite even Hurley's sexier than that. Least with Hurley you could find a fold in a pinch."

'Yeah, well I gotta a call into the Canadian Authorities. If she crosses over we got a nice padded room in Bellevue for her. Okay, Later man, and much love."

"Peace Out!"

(Worf hangs up the phone and heads to the terlit with comic book)

Da (that's gonna leave a mark) Worfster