Me and some crewmates on "shoreleave"!!

[Worf101]

Me and my brothers Sturm and Drang on vacation recently. Enjoy!!!



Any jokes will be dealt with.... severely!!!


Da Worfster

[Smokey]

Waaahhhhaaaaaahhhhhha. Oh man, that is some funny picture.

Was that in a convention or something. The guy on the left look so serious.

[kexodusc]

Klingons wear carabiners?

The red eyes...that the camera or great contact lenses?

I wouldn't mess with them...

[JSE]

"Any jokes will be dealt with.... severely!!!"

Ahhhh! You know I wan't to! But I'll pass.........

[kexodusc]

C'mon Worf...we're still holdin' out for the pics of the scantily clad Klingon females....

[GMichael]

C'mon Worf...we're still holdin' out for the pics of the scantily clad Klingon females....

You mean that these are not the females?

Sorry Worf. It had to be done. Anywho, which one is you? Was it a convention? You both look very real. Nice job!

[recoveryone]

I'm just sitting here shaking my head.

[Worf101]

I shall attempt to answer all the comments and quesitons as they've come up.

1. Klingon porn DOES exist BUT you Federation pukes lack the constitution to handle it.

2. If you knew your Klingon Anatomy you'd know that "Red Eye" or "The Eye of the Warrior" is quite common amongst us.

3. As for which one am I, why I'm the runt of the litter in the middle and I'm well over 6-feet.

4. Had one loooooong weekend with Lursa and Betor once... it was...
excrutiating.

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

I shall attempt to answer all the comments and quesitons as they've come up.

1. Klingon porn DOES exist BUT you Federation pukes lack the constitution to handle it.

2. If you knew your Klingon Anatomy you'd know that "Red Eye" or "The Eye of the Warrior" is quite common amongst us.

3. As for which one am I, why I'm the runt of the litter in the middle and I'm well over 6-feet.

4. Had one loooooong weekend with Lursa and Betor once... it was...
excrutiating.

Da Worfster

Huh? So where's my punishment?

[kexodusc]

I shall attempt to answer all the comments and quesitons as they've come up.

1. Klingon porn DOES exist BUT you Federation pukes lack the constitution to handle it.

2. If you knew your Klingon Anatomy you'd know that "Red Eye" or "The Eye of the Warrior" is quite common amongst us.

3. As for which one am I, why I'm the runt of the litter in the middle and I'm well over 6-feet.

4. Had one loooooong weekend with Lursa and Betor once... it was...
excrutiating.

Da Worfster

I'm sure you had a great time on your vacation with your fellow warriors...

So, you still going to that "Melrose Place" convention next weekend?

[topspeed]

I'm trying to think of a clever response, but words escape me...

[JSE]

In my best Captain Kirk voice........


Can't..........resist...........................mu st................................................ .............make joke......................


I see you had some "Cling-On" food as well there. Shirt, Pants, etc.

JSE

[GMichael]

In my best Captain Kirk voice........


Can't..........resist...........................mu st................................................ .............make joke......................


I see you had some "Cling-On" food as well there. Shirt, Pants, etc.

JSE

Must have been a feeding frenzy.

[Woochifer]

Worf, you leave me speechless! Before this, I thought your kind all looked the same (either that or you're living in denial and got yourself the Klingon equivalent of M.J.'s surgeon)! Thanks for setting me straight from my prejudicial ways...

[PeruvianSkies]

Worf, you leave me speechless! Before this, I thought your kind all looked the same (either that or you're living in denial and got yourself the Klingon equivalent of M.J.'s surgeon)! Thanks for setting me straight from my prejudicial ways...

Is that suppose to be funny? Sounds like a racist comment if I ever saw one...'YOUR KIND'. I realize what you are trying to say, but that came out all wrong.

[eisforelectronic]

looks like vegas to me

[Woochifer]

Is that suppose to be funny? Sounds like a racist comment if I ever saw one...'YOUR KIND'. I realize what you are trying to say, but that came out all wrong.

Wow, I never realized that you were such a softie for the Klingon cause and civil rights for all species! I guess if one of THEIR KIND ever gets overly offended by anti-Klingon humor or feels the sting from human prejudice, they'll know whose shoulder to cry on! (Either that or you're trying a rather bizarre end-around path to tag me with the racist label I would hope not!)

P.S. Worf and I go way back on this board. He'll get the joke, even if you don't.

[PeruvianSkies]

Wow, I never realized that you were such a softie for the Klingon cause and civil rights for all species! I guess if one of THEIR KIND ever gets overly offended by anti-Klingon humor or feels the sting from human prejudice, they'll know whose shoulder to cry on! (Either that or you're trying a rather bizarre end-around path to tag me with the racist label I would hope not!)

P.S. Worf and I go way back on this board. He'll get the joke, even if you don't.

All I am saying is that when you make a remark like "I thought all your kind looked alike" to an African-American...it could easily be seen as a racist comment. I understand what you were trying to say about the Star Trek characters, but it just didn't come across that way to those that read it without making that connection.

[Woochifer]

All I am saying is that when you make a remark like "I thought all your kind looked alike" to an African-American...it could easily be seen as a racist comment. I understand what you were trying to say about the Star Trek characters, but it just didn't come across that way to those that read it without making that connection.

Same would apply if that comment were directed towards Latinos, Asians, etc.

Like I said, Worf will get it. He's secure enough in his Klingon skin to put up with occasional ethnic humor at his expense. But, if one of his more reptilian complexioned comrades from the old country joined this board, the response probably won't be quite as charitable.

[Worf101]

All I am saying is that when you make a remark like "I thought all your kind looked alike" to an African-American...it could easily be seen as a racist comment. I understand what you were trying to say about the Star Trek characters, but it just didn't come across that way to those that read it without making that connection.

Worf rouses himself from a blood wine induced stupor and laughs to himself... "silly Humans"... Lets loose with a deep laugh... Of course we all don't look alike. I'm from the old country side of the empire, you know the swarthy ones from the Original Series.. "Look Ma... No Bumps"!!!!!!

I got the joke. No offense intended or given. I appreciate your fears for my "sensitivies" but this is ONE PLACE I've NEVER felt even a whiff of racism. I love this forum. Hell as cracks go that one wasn't even on the radar. LOL.... I've been called everything... in and out of uniform... but a child of God.. LOL... Nah all in fun. Why do you think I posted the damn pic? That's like feeding JSE raw twinkies!!!!

Da "My Skin's WAY Thicker Than That" Worfster

[GMichael]

All I am saying is that when you make a remark like "I thought all your kind looked alike" to an African-American...it could easily be seen as a racist comment. I understand what you were trying to say about the Star Trek characters, but it just didn't come across that way to those that read it without making that connection.

Worf is an African-American? But I thought he was a Kling-on.

Worf? Is this true? Are you really from Earth? Oh wait. Now I remember. Your parents were killed by Romulans and you were raised by Earthlings. But weren't they a Jewish white couple?

[JSE]

Did someone say Twinkies?

[Woochifer]

Of course we all don't look alike. I'm from the old country side of the empire, you know the swarthy ones from the Original Series.. "Look Ma... No Bumps"!!!!!!

Whoa, you mean some of y'all are actually BORN that way?! I thought them dudes from the Original Series looked more like Al Jolson in some deranged pseudo-Mongol drag! So them's real Klingons and not just fuglyfied humans?! (Not that I'd ever refer to YOU as a fuglyfied human, that would be going too far!) Learn something new everyday!

Wooch promptly slips out the side door preparing for his new life in the intergalactic Witness Protection Program as a result of repeated Klingon honor code transgressions ...

[kexodusc]

Whoa, you mean some of y'all are actually BORN that way?! I thought them dudes from the Original Series looked more like Al Jolson in some deranged pseudo-Mongol drag! So them's real Klingons and not just fuglyfied humans?! (Not that I'd ever refer to YOU as a fuglyfied human, that would be going too far!) Learn something new everyday!

Wooch promptly slips out the side door preparing for his new life in the intergalactic Witness Protection Program as a result of repeated Klingon honor code transgressions ...

I thought the explaine the ridges thing with the whole genetic engineering/augments storyline in Enterprise...not a north vs south population gene pool thing...

Err...so I heard from a friend...

[Worf101]

Did someone say Twinkies?

Down JSE, BAD JSE, here' s your twinkie... LOL. Hey JSE 6 more posts to go!!!!!!

Da Worfster