Which Brand of Monster Scares You The Most?

[ForeverAutumn]

Zombies. Totally zombies. Any kind of zombie. Fast or slow doesn't matter. The scariest ones are the ones that are just starting to change, so that you aren't quite sure if they're human or zombie.

Zombies are relentless. They won't stop until they have what they're looking for. Plus, if you get bitten by a zombie who doesn't just totally kill you, then you become a zombie too. At least Vampires and werewolves can lead somewhat normal lives. They have brains with the ability to think and reason. But zombies are just walking hungry vegetables. They are dumber than doorknobs. Zombies freak me out!

[Worf101]

Zombies. Totally zombies. Any kind of zombie. Fast or slow doesn't matter. The scariest ones are the ones that are just starting to change, so that you aren't quite sure if they're human or zombie.

Zombies are relentless. They won't stop until they have what they're looking for. Plus, if you get bitten by a zombie who doesn't just totally kill you, then you become a zombie too. At least Vampires and werewolves can lead somewhat normal lives. They have brains with the ability to think and reason. But zombies are just walking hungy vegetables. They are dumber than doorknobs. Zombies freak me out!

I must say you've summed it up pretty well for me except I'm only scared of FAST Zombies. If I could armor up, either metal or Kevlar and wedge myself in a tight spot so they can only get at me one or two at a time? I'm golden. I could split Z-skulls all day and all night with a machete, axe, 2 by 4, table leg. Long as they can't immediately get flesh with a first bite or get around behind me, I'm good. Fast Zombies on the other hand, just un-stoppable. Too fast, to hard to brain kill.

Worf

[ForeverAutumn]

I must say you've summed it up pretty well for me except I'm only scared of FAST Zombies. If I could armor up, either metal or Kevlar and wedge myself in a tight spot so they can only get at me one or two at a time? I'm golden. I could split Z-skulls all day and all night with a machete, axe, 2 by 4, table leg. Long as they can't immediately get flesh with a first bite or get around behind me, I'm good. Fast Zombies on the other hand, just un-stoppable. Too fast, to hard to brain kill.

Worf

That's a lot of "ifs" there Worf. The problem with Zombies is that they have power in numbers. They ambush you and, fast or slow, they'll get you. Eventually, your body will tire of splitting heads. Lifting that axe, hammer, or whatever, will get difficult. And the second you hesitate, you're a goner.

[Worf101]

That's a lot of "ifs" there Worf. The problem with Zombies is that they have power in numbers. They ambush you and, fast or slow, they'll get you. Eventually, your body will tire of splitting heads. Lifting that axe, hammer, or whatever, will get difficult. And the second you hesitate, you're a goner.

Ah my dear but there's the rub. I've one thing on my side that Zombies do not. TIME... I sit and eat canned beans as their bodies deteriorate daily. They shamble for a reason, their muscles become dust their limbs fall off. After eating Vienna Sausages for a year, I emerge from my den armed to the teeth, picking off Autumn and her time ravaged Zombie spawn like flies off a melon....

Worf