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  • Jean Claude Van Damme - Da Muscles from Brussels.

    5 41.67%
  • Steven (can I have fries with that?) Segal - Now the size of Thanksgiving Day Float

    2 16.67%
  • Chuck Norris - High on self delusion, low on acting ability.

    5 41.67%
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    That movie the Rock did where he was the babysitter sucked out loud. I liked The Run Down. I actually liked the Scorpion King too. The sequel was a waste of film.

    Where would Vin Diesel fit in?

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    As the "Color Me Gone" guy from Texas said, Jackie Chan pretty much put these guys out of business once he came on the scene.

    But if had to choose one, I go with Chuck Norris. He is more fun to watch than the other guys.

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    Bruce Campbell?

    The King of second (or possibly third) tier action heroes has got to be Bruce Campbell. Hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kgard
    The King of second (or possibly third) tier action heroes has got to be Bruce Campbell. Hands down.
    He is fifth tier, unworthy of mention in this discussion.
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    Bruce who? Give me a hint, name a couple movies he was in. Maybe Glenn Campbell, he was in Rooster Cogburn with John Wayne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Peabody
    Bruce who? Give me a hint, name a couple movies he was in. Maybe Glenn Campbell, he was in Rooster Cogburn with John Wayne.
    He was in the Evil Dead movies and he was in some wierd science fantasy western called Briscoe County Jr on FOX a few years back. I do agree though, not up to the level of what we're talking about and kinduva wierd name to pull out of thin air.
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    Wierd

    Quote Originally Posted by 3LB
    He was in the Evil Dead movies and he was in some wierd science fantasy western called Briscoe County Jr on FOX a few years back. I do agree though, not up to the level of what we're talking about and kinduva wierd name to pull out of thin air.
    But you gotta give a guy credit for laying down that card/name in his or her first post. Salute!!!

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    For a little insight into the weird-hero stylings of Bruce Campbell, see:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_82kvQLkA
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVTroIfJxiA

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