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  1. 04-05-2006, 12:17 PM #51
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    Jesus Topspeed!! That poor disfigured woman has no nipples! What happened to them?! Boobs without nipples are just, well... buttcheeks, I guess.
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  2. 04-05-2006, 12:24 PM #52
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    ROTFLMAO

    It's amazing what a little 200 grit sand paper will do, huh?

    Trying to keep it clean here. Honestly though, a little slip o' the nip may constitute porn, and you know how hard it is to find porn on the net.
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    My poor little wifey is in for a long night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by topspeed
    Trying to keep it clean here. Honestly though, a little slip o' the nip may constitute porn, and you know how hard it is to find porn on the net.
    Alright big guy. What happened to pushing the limits and getting locked down and all that?

    What's wrong with a lil' nip? They've sustained many a child in his formative years and have inspired many an artist to greatness. Enough w/the BS already. WE WANT NIPPLES!
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  5. 04-05-2006, 01:07 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlumpBuster
    Well, that and her testicles. Don't forget that you dumped her because of her testicles. j/k


    Anybody quoting Violent J should be able to take a chick w/ balls joke. D:
    HAHAH......i can take the joke :-) Besides she had so much hair that not even this ......could remove it

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  6. 04-05-2006, 01:26 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    HAHAH......i can take the joke :-) Besides she had so much hair that not even this ......could remove it


    But I still don't get it. Why were you quoting lyrics to **** the World? If your an ICP fan I have to rethink any conception I have of you, cause "I'm a psychopathic, runnin' with mah hatchet."
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  7. 04-05-2006, 01:30 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlumpBuster
    But I still don't get it. Why were you quoting lyrics to **** the World? If your an ICP fan I have to rethink any conception I have of you, cause "I'm a psychopathic, runnin' with mah hatchet."
    Hey i am 22 with big toys, i crank ICP, old ROCK, Techno and all on this system. I go out, **** chicks and party too. I am a teacher, a buddy and an ******* if i want to be. I smoked Pot before, i speak two languages and love life.......

    I AM NORMAL!!!

    Now where did i leave my bloddy hatchet?
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  8. 04-05-2006, 01:31 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    HAHAH......i can take the joke :-) Besides she had so much hair that not even this ......could remove it

    But I thought that Europeans were supposed to be hairy.
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  9. 04-05-2006, 01:35 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    Hey i am 22 with big toys, i crank ICP, old ROCK, Techno and all on this system. I go out, **** chicks and party too. I am a teacher, a buddy and an ******* if i want to be. I smoked Pot before, i speak two languages and love life.......

    I AM NORMAL!!!

    Now where did i leave my bloddy hatchet?
    It's in the fridge where you left it. Right next to those lady fingers.
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  10. 04-05-2006, 01:36 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    But I thought that Europeans were supposed to be hairy.
    Well i am hairy....only ***s shave! I hated those ***gots in Highschool with their shaved legs and pretty outfits. **** em all....!!!! I want to be a like a Bavarian Gladiator, running through the forest and chopping people left and right....

    Aaahhh
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  11. 04-05-2006, 01:37 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    It's in the fridge where you left it. Right next to those lady fingers.
    Thanks GM....I knew if someone knew where it was it had to be you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    Well i am hairy....only ***s shave! I hated those ***gots in Highschool with their shaved legs and pretty outfits. **** em all....!!!! I want to be a like a Bavarian Gladiator, running through the forest and chopping people left and right....

    Aaahhh

    Where's Lex when you really need him? We could use some of those meds for Flo about now.

    Easy big guy. Repeat after me. M-e-l-l-oooo..... m-e-l-l-ooooooo

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    There....

    Feel better?......















    YAAAAAH!
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  13. 04-05-2006, 01:45 PM #63
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    Ah jetzt fühle Ich mich schon wieder viel besser !
    Lots of music but not enough time for it all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    Ah jetzt fühle Ich mich schon wieder viel besser !
    Wow dude. Didn't know you felt so strongly about being a fifth wheel. Glad you had some meds to guzzle down and feel better.
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  16. 04-05-2006, 02:01 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Wow dude. Didn't know you felt so strongly about being a fifth wheel. Glad you had some meds to guzzle down and feel better.
    Yeah, i took my pills. I feel better now :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    Well i am hairy....only ***s shave! I hated those ***gots in Highschool with their shaved legs and pretty outfits. **** em all....!!!! I want to be a like a Bavarian Gladiator, running through the forest and chopping people left and right....

    Aaahhh


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    hey were's the !#$%$$#@%$% that started this thread. bring your #$%&^%$ out here so you can get a good $^&^^* up your %^&%(%(. anh hows bout a %$^&*^*^. $%#%@ that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L.J.
    hey were's the !#$%$$#@%$% that started this thread. bring your #$%&^%$ out here so you can get a good $^&^^* up your %^&%(%(. anh hows bout a %$^&*^*^. $%#%@ that.
    Yeah! Where is that son of a B!t@&? Who the $@%k does he think he is? We should #$%@%& his $%##% and %%&$## his %%^&* into a $%^%# and see if %%$##& likes $%^&#$ up his $$%^^#@!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Florian
    Yeah, i took my pills. I feel better now :-)
    Didn't think I knew did ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by L.J.
    hey were's the !#$%$$#@%$% that started this thread. bring your #$%&^%$ out here so you can get a good $^&^^* up your %^&%(%(. anh hows bout a %$^&*^*^. $%#%@ that.
    Holy $hit, I'm gone for about 23 hours and I got a whopping 3 pages to read. And I thought this site was dying out. And oh ya, I forgot to mention, I'm now a religious man, so could everybody refrain from cursing out. Thank You.
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    Respect and civility

    It is wise to remember that many of the illegal imigrants mentioned earlier are, in addition to being hard-working and family oriented, deeply religious. They respectfully request that you refrain from swearing in their presence, as well as cam's.

    Especially when they are walking their young children to school. Think of the kids, please.



    Even moreso when they are seeking medical care.
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    All that and the key word is ILLEGAL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shokhead
    All that and the key word is ILLEGAL.
    It's been in the papers a lot around here lately. They call them UNDOCUMENTED aliens now. They don't like the word illegal. Makes it sound like they did something wrong. Like break the law or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    It's been in the papers a lot around here lately. They call them UNDOCUMENTED aliens now. They don't like the word illegal. Makes it sound like they did something wrong. Like break the law or something.
    while they're at it, they should "undocument" some of the drug laws...

    and oh yeah, forgot the genesis of this thread... Bose rules ya bunch a pansies!

    and how about another pic of mrs. kam for the guys, topspeed....
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