My current system

[GMichael]

help?

[PAT.P]

I'm so sorry Pat.P. I just had a bad day and had to take it out on someone. I'm better now.

So what is it you need? Cotton or wool? Can you get a pair of each and wear two at a time? And with this, what I mean is, one cotton sock and one woll sock on each foot. I don't think it makes much difference which one you put on first, but the wool might be ichy so try the cotton on first. Or you could try one foot with the cotton first and the other with the wool first. I don't know which foot (left or right) should get the wool first or cotton first. Maybe you can try it one way in the morning and switch in the evening. Do you think that if you put both cotton socks on one foot, say the right foot, and the wool ones on the other foot (left I guess) and then, uh, where was I? Oh, you might feel a difference. Have you tried jabbing your foot with a meat thermometer to see if you get -20? Maybe you should get two meat thermometers because you, uh, have two feet.

What do you think?

Thanks for advice Might buy them both and could return before 7 days.Another question about thermometer ORAL,RECTAL or MEAT?

[GMichael]

Thanks for advice Might buy them both and could return before 7 days.Another question about thermometer ORAL,RECTAL or MEAT?

Oral & rectal are the same, except for the taste. Use the meat for checking your meat. Just slip it in the little hole at the end.

[Florian]

I see you guys can manage all by yourself

[GMichael]

I see you guys can manage all by yourself

Actually, we could use your help. Someone needs to spread sonic snot on the meat thermometer while Pat slips it in the little hole. I'll be ready with the hammer to drive it in to it's optimum depth.

[GMichael]

Is everyone ready?

[Florian]

OK the ULTRA-SNOT is in place.......

[GMichael]

WHAM!!

[PAT.P]

Just a bit to much lubrication on that Ultra -Snot ,it came out of its neck and ejaculated its baste all over the ceilng.Another fine mess you got me into.

[GMichael]

Clean up!
Isle 8.

[L.J.]

Huh!

[GMichael]

Huh!

Can you grab the mop over there and clean up the Ultra -Snot ,it came out of its neck and ejaculated all over the place.

[SpankingVanillaice]

I found out a way to make it so my system doesn't sound soo boomy. What I did was I turned my sub's volume down then it doesn't sound too bassy. I am using the JBL S26 now with my JBL SUB135.

[GMichael]

I once heard, that realizing the volume knob turns to the left as well as the right, is the first sign of maturity.

[N. Abstentia]

I also heard that facing your speakers TOWARDS the listening position makes them sound better. I'm not sure though, I haven't tried it. Mine sound pretty good on the floor in the corner facing the ceiling. With towels on top of them.

[Florian]

I once heard that those little strings called cables make a difference too.

[GMichael]

I also heard that facing your speakers TOWARDS the listening position makes them sound better. I'm not sure though, I haven't tried it. Mine sound pretty good on the floor in the corner facing the ceiling. With towels on top of them.

I've never tried this your way. I like mine near the front two corners of the room. Not deep in the corners. Maybe a foot from the front wall and 3' from the sides. They point towards the center of the room intercecting about 1 foot in front of my nose. I enjoy it this way.

[Florian]

I've never tried this your way. I like mine near the front two corners of the room. Not deep in the corners. Maybe a foot from the front wall and 3' from the sides. They point towards the center of the room intercecting about 1 foot in front of my nose. I enjoy it this way.

Well obviously you havent read the directions in the Ultra-Snot manual where it clearly states that you have to place them so that the drivers are face down on the floor and wired out of phase!

[GMichael]

Well obviously you havent read the directions in the Ultra-Snot manual where it clearly states that you have to place them so that the drivers are face down on the floor and wired out of phase!

Hmmmmmmm..... What about when we get flooded again? Should I leave them face down or just split them with an axe? I'm sure MDF and hot glue would make a fine mess.

[Florian]

In the case of a flood you need to kick out the drivers and sit in them, since they are also a boat! Just make sure you use the stand as a rudder!

[GMichael]

Stand? Do I need stands? (keep in mind that I am usually sitting down while listening)

[JohnMichael]

Actually, we could use your help. Someone needs to spread sonic snot on the meat thermometer while Pat slips it in the little hole. I'll be ready with the hammer to drive it in to it's optimum depth.

Damn I hate that I have been missing so much. I will have to schedule more time for posting.

[GMichael]

Damn I hate that I have been missing so much. I will have to schedule more time for posting.

That's OK JM. We had an alternate catcher to take over for you this time. But I'll keep my hammer ready for when you're in the hood.

[JohnMichael]

That's OK JM. We had an alternate catcher to take over for you this time. But I'll keep my hammer ready for when you're in the hood.

Good to know you are there for me. I have also missed out on some of the lovely postings by the human tripod with the bad attitude.

[GMichael]

Good to know you are there for me. I have also missed out on some of the lovely postings by the human tripod with the bad attitude.

You weren't missing anything worth while. I wish I missed it.