Woofers

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SVI's sitting at the bar, minding his own business, and quaffing a cold one.

A couple of the AR regulars are sitting at a nearby table pointing and laughing at him and saying how stupid he is. One gets up and says "Watch this", and walks over to SVI and says, "Hey Spanky, have you seen Ben?.", to which SVI replies "Ben Who?". The AR regular says "Bend over and kiss my butt!" and goes back to the table laughing.

A little bit later, the AR regulars start talking about SVI again and another one says "I wonder if he's stupid enough to fall for it again?" So, he gets up, walks over to SVI and says, "Hey Spanky, have you seen Ben?", to which SVI again replies "Ben Who?". The AR regular says "Bend over and kiss my butt!" and goes back to the table laughing harder than before. Now the whole bar is rolling.

Finally, some guy that looks like a coconut head walks in and sits down next to a visibly perturbed SVI. He says "What's the matter, Spanky?" Spanky says "Those AR guys are always picking on me. They keep coming over and asking if I've seen some guy named Ben. When I ask "Ben Who", they say "bend over anfd kiss my butt. They did it to me twice so far."

Coconut head says, "Well, let's get 'em back. You go over to their table and ask them if they've seem Eileen. when they ask "Eileen who", you answer "Eileen over and YOU kiss MY butt!. See?"

SVI says "That's great" and gets up, walks confidently over to the AR table and taps the first guy on the shoulder and, as planned, says "Have you seen Eileen?" The AR Regular turns, looks at Spanky and says "Yeah, she's with Ben."

SVI replies "Ben who?"