Lets all collect "Advert" lines....only funny ones

[Florian]

Ok i would like to hear the most funniest advertisments there are. Example

"Better sound through marketing".......

-Flo

[topspeed]

I hate to do this to Albert, but this has to be one of the worst, painfully inept tag lines I've ever seen:

Von Schweikert Audio, where every listening session becomes an event not soon forgotten!

Geez! Are you kidding me?!? Ever heard the term "short and sweet?"

The best of all time;
Jaguar (that's pronounced jag-you-are, for the unwashed): Space, Pace, and Grace