And...... we're off.

Bose lover is come up on the outside..
Bose hater pushes him aside and laughs..
Impartial spectator is trying to follow...
'Lover pulls ahead..
'Hater runs him over..
Dust is everywhere..
I can't see a thing..
Wait! I see now..
'Lover is face first in the dirt..
'Hater is driving his head into the turnstile..
Impartial spectator is left standing there wondering what to do..
Who's this coming now?
It's.. it's.. Magnepan and A.N. flying past with their tongues sticking out...
And the winner is....