Quote Originally Posted by Mike Anderson
Yeah, I can't stand wine and cheese. You're right -- there truly is nothing worse: Having your head sawed off with a rusty shank; plucking your eyes out with a dull spoon; having nails jammed into your eardrums. All of these things are far less painful than have to consume wine and cheese.

Clearly, people who do so are just looking for an excuse to spend money and act like effete liberal snobs.
I resemble that remark. A case of definition of character.