"...So I suppose by your definition..."

Not mine, Merriam-Webster's.

"...and boom box is hifi..."

If all you have ever been exposed to is a tiny ransistor radio, it could be. It's all relative. It wouldn't fit my definition, however.

"...Are you from Marin county and worship crystals?..."

The left coast? No. Although I am bigger than a breadbox...one down, nine to go...Arlene...

By the way, what exactly is a "Stoogie"?

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