Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
You are supposed to say "cadamia" you ninny. Whenever a woman speaks french to you, you say "cadamia" and begin kissing her on the arm($1 to the Addams Family).

What Morticia Adams actually said was "Cara mia", which means "My dear" in ITALIAN!! Don't ask me what the writers were thinking...

They're creepy and they're cooky
mysterious and spooky
they're altogether ooky, The Addams Family

Their house is a museuem
when/where people come to see um
they really are a scream, The Addams Family

So gather with your shawl on
a roost that you can crawl on
we're here to pay a call on, The Addams Family!!

Thank you, (curtsying)