Reputations points...

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Whoa,whoa,WHOA!! Do not assume that just 'cause Rich asks around about that we're dating. He's too insensitive to my delicate feelings.

Besides, I'm easy but I ain't cheap.

Delicate feelings!!!! You flipped me off with a 1 ton finger ya ding dong!!

[GMichael]

Delicate feelings!!!! You flipped me off with a 1 ton finger ya ding dong!!

T.M.I.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Git 'im T, git 'im.

[bobsticks]

Delicate feelings!!!! You flipped me off with a 1 ton finger ya ding dong!!

That's how I roll.

[bobsticks]

Git 'im T, git 'im.

What in the blue hell are you lookin' at boyo. What, you gotta have T. do ya work? C'mon Cleetus, c'mon...

[bobsticks]

Rich hepatitis would be a greater risk. HIV dies quickly outside the body but you can still get hepatitis since it can live up to two weeks in dried blood. Since you are dating if you need any safe sex questions answered just PM me.

On a serious note, Rich I hade no idea that you were just getting back out into "playing the field". After a protracted length of time I would imagine that to be a daunting proposition, the fairer sex being somewhat inscrutable. Here's a foolproof way to get the ladies. Have a couple of shots of tequila, throw on the ol' casual polywear and go to town.

[Rich-n-Texas]

A: I don't fit into my polywear anymore...
B: A REAL moderator would've deleted that post because of all the loose language, and...
C: I stopped at my local Subway store and asked if they had any extra boxes for their foot-long subs but they said no.

[bobsticks]

A. In recognition of the aging demographic they've made more since the Seventies and have adopted industrywide the new slogan "Polywear: It isn't just for hipsters anymore!"

B. The Ghost of Melvin haunts you my man.

C. I think you misspelled the descriptor for the container, it's "r-a-m-i-c-a-n".

[JohnMichael]

B: A REAL moderator would've deleted that post because of all the loose language

I resemble that remark. That is definition of character. Now I need a big Texas sized hug.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Is everything okay this weekend JM? It seems like you're feeling lonely.

C. I think you misspelled the descriptor for the container, it's "r-a-m-i-c-a-n".

No I didn't! Stop the hate!

[JohnMichael]

Is everything okay this weekend JM? It seems like you're feeling lonely.

No I had a really good day. Beautiful weather and my SO and I went to Columbus for lunch. We take turns and when one of us buy the other one tips the waitperson. We had this nice young lady and she took very good care of us. She was very professional and smiled the whole time. I saw she was quite busy. She was busy but she made you feel like she was focused only on you. Our lunch bill was under $50. She brought the change back to Jeff and I handed her a twenty dollar bill and told her how much we appreciated and enjoyed her. I was surprised how much this made her day. I wanted to do something nice for her and she rewarded me with such happiness. Jeff was pleased that we could so easily make someone's day better. We had a good day shopping. Then we came back to my palce and played the new Andreas Scholl cd of folksongs.

[GMichael]

No I had a really good day. Beautiful weather and my SO and I went to Columbus for lunch. We take turns and when one of us buy the other one tips the waitperson. We had this nice young lady and she took very good care of us. She was very professional and smiled the whole time. I saw she was quite busy. She was busy but she made you feel like she was focused only on you. Our lunch bill was under $50. She brought the change back to Jeff and I handed her a twenty dollar bill and told her how much we appreciated and enjoyed her. I was surprised how much this made her day. I wanted to do something nice for her and she rewarded me with such happiness. Jeff was pleased that we could so easily make someone's day better. We had a good day shopping. Then we came back to my palce and played the new Andreas Scholl cd of folksongs.

What a nice thing to do. Just when Karma is finally catching up, you go and feed it more.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

That's how I roll.

Then maybe we should call you a burrito since you like to be rolled.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

No I had a really good day. Beautiful weather and my SO and I went to Columbus for lunch. We take turns and when one of us buy the other one tips the waitperson. We had this nice young lady and she took very good care of us. She was very professional and smiled the whole time. I saw she was quite busy. She was busy but she made you feel like she was focused only on you. Our lunch bill was under $50. She brought the change back to Jeff and I handed her a twenty dollar bill and told her how much we appreciated and enjoyed her. I was surprised how much this made her day. I wanted to do something nice for her and she rewarded me with such happiness. Jeff was pleased that we could so easily make someone's day better. We had a good day shopping. Then we came back to my palce and played the new Andreas Scholl cd of folksongs.

sniff sniff.......slobber....sniff....This is so cool and kind...... you are...sniff.......such a nice man.......Oprah......sniff... would.....be......proud..........now can I get a loan?

[Luvin Da Blues]

Then we came back to my palce and played the new Andreas Scholl cd of folksongs.

Hey John, is that supposed to read place or palace. No wonder SirT wants a loan.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

A: I don't fit into my polywear anymore...
B: A REAL moderator would've deleted that post because of all the loose language, and...
C: I stopped at my local Subway store and asked if they had any extra boxes for their foot-long subs but they said no.

Hey Rich dude, why are you asking for extra boxes for your foot long? Did you get any phone numbers from the ladies on this?

[Rich-n-Texas]

WHAT'S THIS???

Can I get a loan too???

[Rich-n-Texas]

T, I won't make it through the doors of the clubs with an unboxed foot-long!

Okay, I won't make it through the doors of Heterosexual clubs with an unboxed foot-long.




I'M NOT RICH!!!

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

T, I won't make it through the doors of the clubs with an unboxed foot-long!

Okay, I won't make it through the doors of Heterosexual clubs with an unboxed foot-long.




I'M NOT RICH!!!

Lets put it this way, you are not going through the doors of ANY club with an unboxed foot-long. That takes care of everybody.

You are Rich aren't you? Then you are Rich!!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Lets put it this way, you are not going through the doors of ANY club with an unboxed foot-long. That takes care of everybody.

That's what they said about Ron Jeremy. Look where he is today!

You are Rich aren't you? Then you are Rich!!

Are you trying to confuse me? I think you're trying to confuse me.

[GMichael]

Are you trying to confuse me? I think you're trying to confuse me.

I don't think he was TRYING.

[JohnMichael]

Hey John, is that supposed to read place or palace. No wonder SirT wants a loan.

Mine is a place and his is a mansion. I am mildly dyslexic and I am usually a better proofreader. It is so nice to be publicly corrected. I thought that ended when Melvin left.

[GMichael]

So, I shouldn't mention the missing word here?

Hey! No fair going back and fixing it like that.

[Luvin Da Blues]

Mine is a place and his is a mansion. I am mildly dyslexic and I am usually a better proofreader. It is so nice to be publicly corrected. I thought that ended when Melvin left.

LOL, geez John, so sorry. I'm just trying to get to 800 posts today and I'm running out of material.

[JohnMichael]

One of these days when I am having a bout of self esteem I will send an uncorrected post. That is why my posts are short and hopefully to the point. I could never be a lengthy poster unless I feel very strongly about something.

Sorry about correcting the post GM but I just said I proofread.