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  1. 04-17-2007, 06:58 PM #1
    PeruvianSkies
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    5 Life-Changing Albums...

    Here they are:

    Bangin On Wax - Bloods & Crips

    If gangwars had a soundtrack, this would be it...hands down.



    Bow Wow - Johnny "Guitar" Watson

    Lyrics like "Bow wow and bow wow I might bark I might even bite (grrr) something wrong witcha baby, gotta make it right" Truly a life-changing moment in the world of old-school gangsta guitar playin'.



    Platinum Underground - Vanilla Ice

    Tracks like "Mecca & Ice" truly demonstrate the versatility of this enduring album as Vanilla Ice traces back his Jamaican roots. A modern-day masterpiece of musicality.



    In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy - Pat Boone

    Ever wonder who could perform songs like Smoke on the Water, Enter Sandman, Crazy Train, and Stairway to Heaven even BETTER than the original artists? Look no further than this album of unending fury and flight. In 3000 years when explorers are looking through artifacts of this time there will be several things that speak of the 21st Century...this being one of those things.



    Aarons Party (Come and Get It) - Aaron Carter

    Highlight of this album is the track How I Beat Shaq....here's a sample...

    Hit It!
    Aaron's in the house
    Come on
    Get up get up
    I wanna make it bounce
    Here we go
    Aaron's in the house
    Get up get up
    Aaron's in the house

    Yo guys, check it out
    Guess what happened to me
    (Another crazy story, come on AC)
    I was hanging at the court
    Just playing some ball
    Working on my game
    (Yeah, we heard it all)
    I heard the fans screaming
    I thought it was for me

    But then I saw a shadow
    It was 12 foot 3
    It was Shaquile O'Neal
    (What? What did he say?)
    (How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)
    I told him why not, I got some time
    But when I beat you real bad
    Try not to cry

    (Please Aaron, are you for real?)
    (One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?)
    Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
    (You must've been nervous)
    I knew I could take him
    Stared' at Shaq, psyche him out
    I said O'Neal, you're in my house now
    Start the game the whistle blows
    Pay attention close 'cause the story goes...

    If you thought Bohemian Rhaspody was ingenius use of lyrics, it ain't got nothing on this masterpiece.

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  2. 04-17-2007, 07:08 PM #2
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    Bow Wow - Johnny "Guitar" Watson

    Lyrics like "Bow wow and bow wow I might bark I might even bite (grrr) something wrong witcha baby, gotta make it right" Truly a life-changing moment in the world of old-school gangsta guitar playin'.



    Not on this album but,


    Nothin like Lover Jones or A Real Muther For Ya to get the bass juices flowing
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  3. 04-17-2007, 11:01 PM #3
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    somebody please,

    beat Vanilla Ice senseless...

    wait...

    ok, beat him mercilessly
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  4. 04-18-2007, 05:20 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3-LockBox
    somebody please,

    beat Vanilla Ice senseless...

    wait...

    ok, beat him mercilessly
    Todd Bridges already did in Celebrity Boxing...I'm sure it's on You Tube...hilarious!!!
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  5. 04-18-2007, 10:32 AM #5
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    Makes me wonder what kind of life PS had before these!

    I know I'm scatterbrained, but I can't even name one album/artist that can hold a candle to these gems.
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  6. 04-18-2007, 11:04 AM #6
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    5 life changing record albums...

    ...5...life...changing...record...albums...albums. ..changing...record...5...life...albums...changing ...life...

    Nope, I'm sorry...I can't conceive of one...much less five record albums that changed my life in any significant way...or in any insignificant way...I mean the first time I heard The Great Gates of Kiev from Mussorgsky's Pictures At An Exhibition, which was on a freebie Mercury compilation disk, I realized there was more to classical music than The 1812 Overture and Rossini's Hi-yo Silver. That along with discovering Frank Zappa may have affected my taste in music and buying habits to some degree but, life changing?

    Births, deaths, marriages, new jobs, house buying, sickness...these are what I would call life changing things...

    jimHJJ(...I mean I had enough sense not to eat yellow snow before FZs admonition...)
    Hello, I'm a misanthrope...don't ask me why, just take a good look around.

    "Men would rather believe than know" -Sociobiology: The New Synthesis by Edward O. Wilson

    "The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one" -Adolph Hitler

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves" -Goethe

    If you repeat a lie often enough, some will believe it to be the truth...
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  7. 04-18-2007, 11:51 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Loser
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    jimHJJ(...I mean I had enough sense not to eat yellow snow before FZs admonition...)
    Yellow snow? Where would that come from? Why wouldn't we want to eat it? Is there something wrong with it?

    Dang, my new meter just melted.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  8. 04-18-2007, 12:02 PM #8
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    Rubin and the Jets?

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Yellow snow? Where would that come from? Why wouldn't we want to eat it? Is there something wrong with it?

    Dang, my new meter just melted.
    Well, if it snowed here in Texas, and I owned a dog I could send you a sample packed in dry ice, but you're outta luck on both counts.
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  9. 04-18-2007, 12:13 PM #9
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    Probably...

    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    Yellow snow? Where would that come from? Why wouldn't we want to eat it? Is there something wrong with it?

    Dang, my new meter just melted.
    ...at 7-11...Comes with the Big-Bite Dog...it's a new Slur-PEE...called the Big Whizzz...

    jimHJJ(...at least I think it is...)
    Hello, I'm a misanthrope...don't ask me why, just take a good look around.

    "Men would rather believe than know" -Sociobiology: The New Synthesis by Edward O. Wilson

    "The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one" -Adolph Hitler

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves" -Goethe

    If you repeat a lie often enough, some will believe it to be the truth...
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  10. 04-18-2007, 12:50 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Loser
    ...at 7-11...Comes with the Big-Bite Dog...it's a new Slur-PEE...called the Big Whizzz...

    jimHJJ(...at least I think it is...)
    Sounds like a great drink to slurp down while listening to my favorite poem. "Owed to a small green lump of putty I found in my armpit one mid-summer's morning"
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.
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  11. 04-23-2007, 06:53 AM #11
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    Well there's 30 wasted seconds that I'll never get back.
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