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  1. 01-27-2011, 03:03 PM #1
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    Words you never thought you'd see together

    We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





    Remote controlled candles.
    So real, you'll try to blow it out.
    Eagle cam!
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  2. 01-27-2011, 03:58 PM #2
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    Actually...my in laws had their whole house set up with remote controlled Xmas candles in all the windows. They thought they were the best things evah. Up until the battery on the remote started going out and only turned off/on a subset of the candles...

    Still not quite as romantic as match to flame.
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  3. 01-27-2011, 04:07 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte
    We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





    Remote controlled candles.
    Geez, those suckers are sold everywhere! And they need 4 AA batteries?
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  4. 01-27-2011, 04:12 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
    And they need 4 AA batteries?
    Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.
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  5. 01-27-2011, 08:36 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte
    Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.
    Dildo = manual - vibrator = batteries.

    And 4 AA batteries doesn't sound all that exciting.
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  6. 01-28-2011, 04:19 AM #6
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    Should have titled this thread "Directions you never thought a thread would go".
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  7. 01-28-2011, 06:26 AM #7
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    My immediate thoughts are..

    ...this.
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    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.
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  8. 01-28-2011, 06:37 AM #8
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    LMAO! I love you guys! You crack me up.
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