Words you never thought you'd see together

We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





Remote controlled candles.

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So real, you'll try to blow it out.

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:out:

Actually...my in laws had their whole house set up with remote controlled Xmas candles in all the windows. They thought they were the best things evah. Up until the battery on the remote started going out and only turned off/on a subset of the candles...

Still not quite as romantic as match to flame.

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Originally Posted by Finch Platte

We just got a brochure in our store- this company is selling... wait for it...





Remote controlled candles. :out:

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Geez, those suckers are sold everywhere! And they need 4 AA batteries?

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Originally Posted by kexodusc

And they need 4 AA batteries?

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Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.

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Originally Posted by Finch Platte

Aw, just take 'em out of the dildo.

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Dildo = manual - vibrator = batteries.

And 4 AA batteries doesn't sound all that exciting.

Should have titled this thread "Directions you never thought a thread would go".

...this.

LMAO! I love you guys! You crack me up. :lol: