Quote Originally Posted by Snowbunny
Yeah, I picture you as an El Camino kinda guy driving all night with a 2 litre pop bottle full of pee rolling around on the rusty floorboards bumping into your grubby sandal-clad feet and occasionally wedging itself under the clutch.

Oh, and you're wearing a black t-shirt and doing the speed limit.
You know, the whole peeing into the 2 liter soda bottle on a long drive thing is just f'd up. Over the last 5 years or so I've seen them laying on the side of the interstates almost as often as you see shredded recaps. You never USED to see that. If you gotta pee Mr. Long-haul-trucker, just stop, ok?

Black t-shirts get too hot in the desert.

Other than that, you got it pretty close.

Nice dolls. Do you collect Keane paintings too?