Songs about masturbation?

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  • 06-04-2006, 08:34 PM
    jrhymeammo
    Songs about masturbation?
    Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............
  • 06-05-2006, 04:41 AM
    nobody
    Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks comes to mind.
  • 06-05-2006, 05:03 AM
    Finch Platte
    Great topic!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrhymeammo
    Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............

    Howzabout Jackson Browne's Rosie?

    She was standing at the load-in
    When the trucks rolled up
    She was sniffing all around
    Like a half grown female pup
    She wasn't hard to talk to
    Looked like she had nowhere to go
    So I gave her my pass
    So she could get in and see the show

    Well I sat her down right next to me
    And I got her a beer
    While I mixed that sound on stage
    So the band could hear
    The more I watched her watch them play
    The less I could think of to say
    And when they walked off stage
    The drummer swept that girl away

    But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
    When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
    When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
    Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

    Well I guess I might have known from the start
    She'd come for a star
    Might have told my imagination not to run too far
    Of all the times that I've been burned
    By now you'd think I'd have learned
    That it's who you look like
    Not who you are

    But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
    When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
    When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
    Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

    So..... what are your 3???

    fp
  • 06-05-2006, 05:19 AM
    GMichael
    Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.
  • 06-05-2006, 05:35 AM
    Stone
    According to the band, that "one song" is not about masturbation after all. I'm not sure I believe it.

    Also, "Darling Nikki" by Prince mentions it.
  • 06-05-2006, 05:58 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Oh, well if we're talking about songs that just mention it....there's Longview by Green Day.
  • 06-05-2006, 06:24 AM
    MindGoneHaywire
    The Who--Pictures Of Lily
  • 06-05-2006, 06:25 AM
    shokhead
    Cum over and bend me by the wee weenies.
  • 06-05-2006, 06:29 AM
    GMichael
    I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
    Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
    I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.
  • 06-05-2006, 06:59 AM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
    Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
    I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.



    GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.

    Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.
  • 06-05-2006, 07:00 AM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.


    Good song. I will have to paly that album next.
  • 06-05-2006, 07:21 AM
    Davey
    Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself. Some pretty big hits too, like some already mentioned, and

    She Bop - Cyndi Lauper
    Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes
    Dancin' with Myself - Billy Idol

    and maybe not as big a hit and a little earlier, but always loved Pump It Up by Elvis Costello http://www.freethought-forum.com/for..._Plankhead.gif
  • 06-05-2006, 07:26 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JohnMichael
    GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.

    Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.

    Sorry, no paybacks yet. You still have extra points in the bank.

    Ever catch yourself with the other hand? It's kinda like cheating on yourself, with yourself. And don't just drag yourself in there and do it. Make a night of it, bring yourself flowers, take yourself out to dinner. And a thank you card the next day never hurts (no punn intended I'm sure).

    Thank you George Carlin.
  • 06-05-2006, 08:30 AM
    MindGoneHaywire
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Davey
    Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself.

    As decades go, the lay/wank ratio didn't seem that great.

    Did the Circle Jerks have any self-love ditties? It is mentioned in 'What's Your Problem...'
  • 06-05-2006, 09:29 AM
    -Jar-
    "Pink Thing" by XTC.

    Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"

    -jar
  • 06-05-2006, 09:39 AM
    richmon
    the beat goes on
    What's the ultimate insult ?
    You're master baiting and your hand falls asleep!

    Aren't Frankie goes to Hollywood 'Relax' and Devo's 'whip it' about that? Or am I sick and twisted. Don't answer that.
  • 06-05-2006, 10:00 AM
    GMichael
    Michael Jackson's Beat it?
  • 06-05-2006, 10:28 AM
    JohnMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Michael Jackson's Beat it?



    If only he followed his own advice he would not have had all those troubles.
  • 06-05-2006, 10:36 AM
    Rock&Roll Ninja
    All revved up with no place to go - Meatloaf
    Spiel Mit Mir - Rammstein
    Wynonna's big brown beaver - Primus
    Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
  • 06-05-2006, 11:56 AM
    DariusNYC
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by -Jar-
    "Pink Thing" by XTC.

    Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"

    -jar

    I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby. Can an XTC expert weigh in?
  • 06-05-2006, 01:00 PM
    Davey
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by DariusNYC
    I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby.

    And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was inspired by a drawing Julian did about his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug reference hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
  • 06-05-2006, 01:03 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Davey
    And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was just about a drawing Julian did of his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug refernce hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

    Huh? No....... Say it aint so....!
  • 06-05-2006, 01:32 PM
    Troy
    Sandy Koufax- Yazbek
    My Best Friend- Jellyfish

    I always thought Pink Thing was about a baby too . . .
  • 06-05-2006, 01:35 PM
    jrhymeammo
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Davey
    And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was inspired by a drawing Julian did about his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug reference hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif


    John Lennon absolutely denied that song had LSD reference. I think he said it was about a drawing his son made. It had a lady up in a sky and said her name was Lucy. So John wrote a song about it while Yoko............. well she was Yoko.
  • 06-05-2006, 04:20 PM
    Davey
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrhymeammo
    So John wrote a song about it while Yoko............. well she was Yoko.

    Well, not to get too picky, but I don't think Yoko came along until a bit later. The whole point is that sure, songs can be inspired by anything and it's a nice backstory with the drawing and the girl with diamonds and all, but John Lennon was a very bright guy and so I'm sure he intentionally wove those images from his son, and from Alice In Wonderland, and from his own strange trips, in a way that would leave it open to interpretation. I mean, even Paul thinks it's about LSD :)

    Same with Pink Thing. Who'd seriously call their newborn "pink thing" unless they were just trying to be cute and coy? Have you read the lyrics?

    <i>I want to take you out and show you to the girls

    When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high

    Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?

    So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?</i>