Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............
06-05-2006, 04:41 AM
nobody
Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks comes to mind.
06-05-2006, 05:03 AM
Finch Platte
Great topic!
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Originally Posted by jrhymeammo
Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............
Howzabout Jackson Browne's Rosie?
She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show
Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away
But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie
Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are
But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie
So..... what are your 3???
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06-05-2006, 05:19 AM
GMichael
Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.
06-05-2006, 05:35 AM
Stone
According to the band, that "one song" is not about masturbation after all. I'm not sure I believe it.
Also, "Darling Nikki" by Prince mentions it.
06-05-2006, 05:58 AM
ForeverAutumn
Oh, well if we're talking about songs that just mention it....there's Longview by Green Day.
06-05-2006, 06:24 AM
MindGoneHaywire
The Who--Pictures Of Lily
06-05-2006, 06:25 AM
shokhead
Cum over and bend me by the wee weenies.
06-05-2006, 06:29 AM
GMichael
I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.
06-05-2006, 06:59 AM
JohnMichael
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Originally Posted by GMichael
I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.
GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.
Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.
06-05-2006, 07:00 AM
JohnMichael
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.
Good song. I will have to paly that album next.
06-05-2006, 07:21 AM
Davey
Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself. Some pretty big hits too, like some already mentioned, and
She Bop - Cyndi Lauper
Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes
Dancin' with Myself - Billy Idol
GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.
Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.
Sorry, no paybacks yet. You still have extra points in the bank.
Ever catch yourself with the other hand? It's kinda like cheating on yourself, with yourself. And don't just drag yourself in there and do it. Make a night of it, bring yourself flowers, take yourself out to dinner. And a thank you card the next day never hurts (no punn intended I'm sure).
Thank you George Carlin.
06-05-2006, 08:30 AM
MindGoneHaywire
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Originally Posted by Davey
Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself.
As decades go, the lay/wank ratio didn't seem that great.
Did the Circle Jerks have any self-love ditties? It is mentioned in 'What's Your Problem...'
06-05-2006, 09:29 AM
-Jar-
"Pink Thing" by XTC.
Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"
-jar
06-05-2006, 09:39 AM
richmon
the beat goes on
What's the ultimate insult ?
You're master baiting and your hand falls asleep!
Aren't Frankie goes to Hollywood 'Relax' and Devo's 'whip it' about that? Or am I sick and twisted. Don't answer that.
06-05-2006, 10:00 AM
GMichael
Michael Jackson's Beat it?
06-05-2006, 10:28 AM
JohnMichael
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Originally Posted by GMichael
Michael Jackson's Beat it?
If only he followed his own advice he would not have had all those troubles.
06-05-2006, 10:36 AM
Rock&Roll Ninja
All revved up with no place to go - Meatloaf
Spiel Mit Mir - Rammstein
Wynonna's big brown beaver - Primus
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
06-05-2006, 11:56 AM
DariusNYC
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Originally Posted by -Jar-
"Pink Thing" by XTC.
Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"
-jar
I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby. Can an XTC expert weigh in?
06-05-2006, 01:00 PM
Davey
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Originally Posted by DariusNYC
I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby.
And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was inspired by a drawing Julian did about his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug reference hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
06-05-2006, 01:03 PM
GMichael
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Originally Posted by Davey
And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was just about a drawing Julian did of his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug refernce hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Huh? No....... Say it aint so....!
06-05-2006, 01:32 PM
Troy
Sandy Koufax- Yazbek
My Best Friend- Jellyfish
I always thought Pink Thing was about a baby too . . .
06-05-2006, 01:35 PM
jrhymeammo
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Originally Posted by Davey
And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was inspired by a drawing Julian did about his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug reference hidden in there http://forums.audioreview.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
John Lennon absolutely denied that song had LSD reference. I think he said it was about a drawing his son made. It had a lady up in a sky and said her name was Lucy. So John wrote a song about it while Yoko............. well she was Yoko.
06-05-2006, 04:20 PM
Davey
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Originally Posted by jrhymeammo
So John wrote a song about it while Yoko............. well she was Yoko.
Well, not to get too picky, but I don't think Yoko came along until a bit later. The whole point is that sure, songs can be inspired by anything and it's a nice backstory with the drawing and the girl with diamonds and all, but John Lennon was a very bright guy and so I'm sure he intentionally wove those images from his son, and from Alice In Wonderland, and from his own strange trips, in a way that would leave it open to interpretation. I mean, even Paul thinks it's about LSD :)
Same with Pink Thing. Who'd seriously call their newborn "pink thing" unless they were just trying to be cute and coy? Have you read the lyrics?
<i>I want to take you out and show you to the girls
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high
Don't you think it's time you met some female pink thing?
So why is it I'm happy when there's tears down in your eye?</i>