I was just relistening to an old favorite today and...

[Swish]

Jah, well after striking a house at a charity golf outing and telling my boss' boss to that he could take his attitude and "meet me 'down there'" with it it's been a rough coupla weeks in Nap City. Just trying to make sure that my responses are measured and appropriate...

...clearly, I need to make sure this doesn't crossover into the AR matrix.

It does make me question your priorities when I'm posting all these sensational, suggestive vids and the only thing that prompts you to respond is a streaking hippie with a public flatulence issue.

I do have a few questions though. Did you break any windows? Was it a Titleist Pro-V 1 or the newer Prov V1x? What club were you using? A titanium hybrid that allows you to hit the ball even further out of bounds? Inquiring minds want to know!

As for my priorities, I have very few; drink plenty of beer, listen only to good music, hit the golf ball on target, to choose my words carefully around supervisors, and to have plenty of fun.

Swish

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As for my priorities, I have very few; drink plenty of beer, listen only to good music, hit the golf ball on target, to choose my words carefully around supervisors, and to have plenty of fun.

Swish

Well, if ya gotta live safe so be it.

Don't know where ya got the hybrid thang, although I did get a hybrid 3 and 4. The residential issue, and no broken windows were involved, involved me grabbing a 7 iron when I shoulda grabbed a pitching wedge. This was a couple of holes after the dreaded "Knob Creek" hole.

[Swish]

Well, if ya gotta live safe so be it.

Don't know where ya got the hybrid thang, although I did get a hybrid 3 and 4. The residential issue, and no broken windows were involved, involved me grabbing a 7 iron when I shoulda grabbed a pitching wedge. This was a couple of holes after the dreaded "Knob Creek" hole.

Yeah, a 7 iron will travel about 40 yards or so further than a PW, so it's no wonder you clobbered that house. I hope it was all brick.

I just got a Taylor Tour Burn #3 hybrid, and it's a keeper. A friend of mine has one and made a double eagle with it at a tournament in SD. Yes, a double eagle. It's tough enough just reaching a par 5 in two, much less making it in two. Holy crap.

Swish

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Evidently your buddy has some technique, which is an attribute I have yet to acquire. I went to the range with a buddy who has got the "skillz", as it were, and received some instruction on foot placement and grip...good stuff too, continued to launch 'em straight but got a little more loft and distance.

I should have listened to his admonitions regarding trying to kill the ball and to "let the club do the work". Who knew that a driver will shatter?