I bought a CD of scary halloween sounds at the drug store for $2.99. I'm just going through the sounds to make up something to play for the kiddies coming to our door tonight. This is the cheesiest sound effects CD that I've ever heard!

Drowning - obviously someone gargling into a microphone
Falling Down Well - a man kind of moaning/screaming as he walks away from the mic to simulate distance.
Falling Into Chemicals - Falling Down Well sound with static.
Dog Growling - obviously not a real dog...probably the same guy who's gargling and moaning.
Breathing - sounds more like an obscene phone call than anything ghoulish.
Finger Cutting - too crispy sounding for fingers...carrots maybe?
Groaning Man - I imagine what Jar has sounded like for the past week or two.

This had to have been made in somebody's basement!

The kids next door stuffed some old clothes with leaves, used a rubber mask for a face and put the mask in a hooded sweatshirt. Then propped the whole thing up against a tree. It looks great. I think that I'll just do a loop of the breathing and screaming and some sinister laughing and set up the CD player next to it. What fun!

So what are y'all up to for Halloween tonight?