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    Grotesquely Fat Man
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    How do I get a copy of Lacktater Tots?

    I want to annoy my next door neighbor and need something horrible to play really loud.
    He has four barking dogs and beats his wife when he gets tanked up.The ruckus is awfull.And then the cops come with the sirens going to take him to the clink and wake the entire neighberhood up.
    I need something horribly noisy,screechy with monotone vocals and lyrics that were written by a drunken 8 year old and that no one with any taste in music could tolerate.I read the reviews of this Lactater thing and it seems to be just what I need.
    Can I get it at best Buy?
    Nice site here.
    You folks are the best.

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    Tell you what.

    I won't send you my copy, because Troy is famous and copies are already going for $45 on eBay. I will however, send you one of my comps, which hosts use to get folks to leave a party.

    fp

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    Lactater Tots is out of print, but you can get it on 8-track for $12.99 at K-Mart.

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    smells like?

    Anyone else detect the yechman?
    taking such delight in pizzing on someone's cornflakes -err lactater tots.
    Bar the door Katie!

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    PM me with your address so I can see where you live, sunshine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy
    PM me with your address so I can see where you live, sunshine.
    Are you guys gonna fight after school??!?

    Fight! Fight!!

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    Sunshine came softly thru my window today

    Quote Originally Posted by Troy
    PM me with your address so I can see where you live, sunshine.
    I am new to the internet. But my friends have told me never to give out my address to anyone on the internet.And if I do I will end up with a mailbox full of kiddy porn and filth of that nature. Are you the distributor for this uhmmmm music?

    The reviews here were trying to be nice but reading carefully indicated a truley horrid mix of noise,beeps and some type of groaning that was supposed to be singing. Here's hoping Lactator II will be an improvement. Good luck in distributing this music?.
    May god bless you
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    thank you mr.finch

    Quote Originally Posted by Finch Platte
    I won't send you my copy, because Troy is famous and copies are already going for $45 on eBay. I will however, send you one of my comps, which hosts use to get folks to leave a party.

    fp
    I have heard of the poor music quality of your comps. It was close as to which cd would be the one to annoy my wife beating drunken neighbor. It seems here that your comps are universally held in contempt because of your well known poor taste in music. I wouldn't know anything about your bad taste but every time I read a post about one of your comps it seems to be negative. Why do you continue to make comps if people ridicule you???Sounds like you may need to read Dr.Phils new book. Isn't he just the best?? You betcha.

    But after reading the reviews here at RR of this Lactater fiasco it was evident that there was music out there that was even worse than one of your comps,that your supposed friends here constantly abuse. It is unfortunate that I won't be getting a Lackator Tot.I can't give out my mailing address for fear of being bombarded with porn and filth of that nature.So I've been told.You don't like porn do you mr.Finch? I hope not.
    God loves a working man
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    Pass the Afrosheen

    This nasty old shut-in that used to give us grief here at RR (when he wasn't yelling at little kids to stay out of his yard) made a couple of comps, one of which was called Pass The Afrosheen...no doubt this will drive your neighbor crazy ... and his dogs.

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    I am frequent lurker of good repute good sire, but I am not having offered posts pastly but to hear you speak of the musical revenge trick to you I say do not. If your neighbor is a common wife beater he is of a caste sir that would not make it uncommon for him to also be a neighbor beater punjab. I do not know where of you live but here on the peninsula our tarrymen respond quickly to calls concerning wife beating, goat loving and their ilk so urge you sire to go that route.

    Of the Lactater Tot disc to which you refer I have checked and do not see anyting in its regard on various reviewing f of music orums . My wife Suri lactated copiously during the feeding period of our two young ones when they were but tots so I think that name would be indicative of wholesome mother loving type music written by son. Not what I prefer but again I urge you not to antagonize neighbor of obviously lower caste belonging than yourself as he may not be a mother loving son not brest fed. I will ask brother who has a used record stall in Kublichi flea market if he has heard of them. The music you described it of sounds like something Vinderloo Babu Mitsuumaya did several years back with a choir good sire, I can't remember its name but it came out right before the Gregorian Chants CD with same choir of name. Good luck with settling discontent of the neighbor. ALso, oftentimes great music works sound not as bad originally after having listened to them for more several time. Perhaps that the case is with the Lactater tots CD?

    NP - Vangelis, Opera Sauvage
    Goats goats goats, where did all the goats come from????

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    Thank you Mr.Tabor

    Quote Originally Posted by tibor nagy
    I am frequent lurker of good repute good sire, but I am not having offered posts pastly but to hear you speak of the musical revenge trick to you I say do not. If your neighbor is a common wife beater he is of a caste sir that would not make it uncommon for him to also be a neighbor beater punjab. I do not know where of you live but here on the peninsula our tarrymen respond quickly to calls concerning wife beating, goat loving and their ilk so urge you sire to go that route.

    Of the Lactater Tot disc to which you refer I have checked and do not see anyting in its regard on various reviewing f of music orums . My wife Suri lactated copiously during the feeding period of our two young ones when they were but tots so I think that name would be indicative of wholesome mother loving type music written by son. Not what I prefer but again I urge you not to antagonize neighbor of obviously lower caste belonging than yourself as he may not be a mother loving son not brest fed. I will ask brother who has a used record stall in Kublichi flea market if he has heard of them. The music you described it of sounds like something Vinderloo Babu Mitsuumaya did several years back with a choir good sire, I can't remember its name but it came out right before the Gregorian Chants CD with same choir of name. Good luck with settling discontent of the neighbor. ALso, oftentimes great music works sound not as bad originally after having listened to them for more several time. Perhaps that the case is with the Lactater tots CD?

    NP - Vangelis, Opera Sauvage
    You seem to be one of the sane ones of this bunch. If your brother can find me this Lactator Tots mess please contact me so that I may add my own review of it.I love reviewing music.

    I am not afraid of my lower caste neighbor.I weigh 400 pounds and he goes about 145.I have been trying to get him to take a swipe at me instead of his wife.He really puts it to the old gal. She's tough as a two dollar steak and takes all he can dish out.She doesn't have many teeth left but she doesn't seem to care. If only I could get him to take a few of the cars he has up on blocks in the front yard,that would be a plus.

    I was wondering if you had any sisters. I am single and have been having no luck looking for someone to bear me children. If you have a sister,with teeth that are good,I have a dowry.You people over there still do the dowry thing?? I would easily ship you three cows and four pigs for your sister. Do all Pakistanis lactate as much as your wife?This seems messy.
    Thank you all and may god bless you all
    EC Freight Train

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    Hello good sire or should it be called of you Sunshine as I see that is your favoured nickaname.

    I am sorry to report that sister Harimbi lives in the United States in the oil capital of Houston in your state of Texas. She is married to a trampoline artist at the Gentlemanlands Club and Cabaret where he works as a bouncer and Harimbi works as a hostess. You offer is most kindly accepted inof the spirit in which it was gave sahib but I cannot of course accept it. We are muslim and cannot eat filthy swine. The idea of a dowery is not favored in our tradition. You must be probabably thinking of Indian where those Godless heathens arrange marriage and expeck dowery. Allah will vet a terrible revenge upon them for their lawless ways! They are backward pipples while we of course are not. Altho part Pakistani I do not of course live there still. Since you mention the plague of the internet porn being shipped door to door I will not of course invulge where as I live good sire.

    It is with good wish that I wish you best of luck sahib in endeavour of silencing flatulatious ill temperous neighbor. And if you ever met good Pakistani woman you never would ever go back to an American of that I can asuure you most certainly ha ha ha ha ha ha. I suggest you go to this web page of below and peruse. Muslim women are best yet so far as we know. Science at U of Karachi has confirmed.

    http://www.muslimmarriagesite.com/album.php?g=2&l=

    These women, Susanti I know. She is very special woman who lactates only when babies are present. She is butcher. Allah be praised
    Goats goats goats, where did all the goats come from????

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    Sri Lankans are quietly taking over Farmers Branch and moving in your direction- you will be assimilated.
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    It is a sad thing of which you say good sir, with Sri Lankans, come, goats, many many goats. And many complaints of behaviour of their pipples with the goats. Of Farmer Branch, I do not know him, but if he is near and the Lankers close, we must consider this as to departure. Your warning keemsab is utmostly appreciated and if your help of providing ECFreightStrain a copy of the Lactater disc w/diet plan this would good be also. If you are interested in Muslim wife do take note of Susanti on link on prior message, I can vouch her for you there is no catch.
    Goats goats goats, where did all the goats come from????

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    confirmation

    This board was a great exchange medium for music of all sorts about 2 or 3 years back.

    Occassionally, it still has something to offer.

    But just when I think my life has become so busy that I'm not sure I have the time to spare, someone comes along and posts the most trival shyt that only proves me correct.








    You two need to go for a 3-way with the goat.

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