I don't really have that much heavy stuff in my collection. I guess it depends on what "heavy" means, really. Is Led Zeppelin's first album heavier than Stone Temple Pilot's second album? Is Jane's Addiction heavier than either of those?

Aaaaaand just as I type that, the iPod shuffle gods dredged up a little nugget from Jane's Addiction's Nothing Shocking. "Sex! Is! Violent!...Sex! Is! Violent!!!!" OK, thanks Perry. I'll take that under advisement.

Happy Monday to you.