Did Elvis Suck???

[Mr Peabody]

P Sky, I think you crossed the line when you said we have to try something in order to speak out about it, or know it sucks. To know if something sucks is an instinct, an instinct that allows us as humans to discern the sucking, from the non-sucking things of this world. If one has to perform to enjoy a performance, who would do the rest of the work around here? I would prefer not to play pro sports, geez, I can't even ice skate, if one had to play to enjoy watching, well, where would that leave ESPN. Of course, on the other hand, your rule might be adopted readily with those who watch porn. I'm sure a little participation would give one amazing insightful power to discern the sucking from the non-sucking things of this world.

Maybe Brad will share how he came to be so knowledgeable in the things that suck.

So if you now see the error of your statement, we will be watching for your retraction.

When you told your mom, brussel sprouts suck, did you become one first?

[PeruvianSkies]

P Sky, I think you crossed the line when you said we have to try something in order to speak out about it, or know it sucks. To know if something sucks is an instinct, an instinct that allows us as humans to discern the sucking, from the non-sucking things of this world. If one has to perform to enjoy a performance, who would do the rest of the work around here? I would prefer not to play pro sports, geez, I can't even ice skate, if one had to play to enjoy watching, well, where would that leave ESPN. Of course, on the other hand, your rule might be adopted readily with those who watch porn. I'm sure a little participation would give one amazing insightful power to discern the sucking from the non-sucking things of this world.

Maybe Brad will share how he came to be so knowledgeable in the things that suck.

So if you now see the error of your statement, we will be watching for your retraction.

When you told your mom, brussel sprouts suck, did you become one first?

Did I say that you had to PLAY a sport to enjoy watching it? Nope. I just said that you are a more credible critic if you actually HAVE played a sport in order to comment on it.

[bobsticks]

So in summation, this thread has boiled down to the equivalent of a good night on the town; basically the same three questions. To wit:

~What exactly constitutes proper sucking?
~Does the duration of the sucking effect one's view of the overall experience?
and
~Who is the most formidable sucker and do past accomplishments in actual sucking necessarily give one the edge over a neophite sucker?


And, yeah I'm done with Elvis and have moved on to baiting GMichael...

[PeruvianSkies]

I like how when talking about whether or not Elvis had talent or not things like ...

professional wrestling come into play. How does that happen?

[Luvin Da Blues]

I like how when talking about whether or not Elvis had talent or not things like ...

professional wrestling come into play. How does that happen?

Cause they're both cheezy???


Just joking, although I don't personally like Elvis I do appreciate his singing talent. I'm a big Carl Perkins fan tho.

[BradH]

Maybe Brad will share how he came to be so knowledgeable in the things that suck.

Hey, you suck!

The first time I got high I watched Spinout. I thought, hey, this stupid movie is kind of cool!

Dope obviously enhanced the suckiness.